Hold the Phone! Jason Bourne Doesn’t Like Gov Palin…
Link… watch at your own risk for vomiting.
I would first like to say this, for the record.
Fuck you, Matt. Could you have been anymore condescending and stupid if you tried? You do not get points for using the word, “actuary” and you deserve a punch to the throat for mocking women in general but especially hockey moms.
“Can you imagine her staring down Vladimir Putin with all her folksy..” whatever he said I was too distracted with the prissy face he was trying to make.
I have a question for you, Matt. Can you imagine Barak Obama staring down Vladimir Putin? Seriously, Barak is all but crying on the news the last two days because that stupid folksy hockey mom of yours has made his life a little difficult. In fact he is more likely to just bend over and take it up the ass from Putin than anyone I can think of beside Jimmy Carter. On what fucking planet do you live? I swear to God in heaven you and your ilk are just not living in the same world I live in.
“It is Absurd. It is just totally absurd and I do not know why more people aren’t talking about it!” He says in that tone of his that is just full of righteous indignation and bewilderment.
Matt, sweetie… What is fucking absurd is that you are even breathing at this point. That you are taking up oxygen that Gaia could be using to nourish herself and repair the ozone or some such shit. I will not even get into the fact that you are actually breeding children.
Getting to be the mouthpiece for some half ass Save the World organization that ran commercials during the conventions does not endow you with political genius. I swear to you folks, the fact these people can say the words they say aloud and not hear how utterly stupid they sound and how totally out of touch with reality they come off as just blows my mind.
Again, in case anyone missed it…
Fuck you, Matt. Damn shame really… I loved the Bourne movies and now I do not think I will be able to watch them without throwing something at the TV.
He is a cunt.
6 Responses so far
September 10th, 2008
5:48 pm
Sarah should get the lumber up and high stick his bitch ass. Then go cross check Putin, just to show Damon what a hockey mom can do.
PS: Looks like Biden is about to take one for the party and let Hillary take his seat on the bus.
September 11th, 2008
11:38 am
Wait until he finds out he was programmed by Gov. Sarah to make these comments. He doesn’t know it yet, but his head will explode when McCain/ Palin are elected.
September 11th, 2008
1:34 pm
You know who can kick Matt Damon’s ass?
Chuck Norris
follow the link, you won’t be disappointed
September 11th, 2008
2:09 pm
I don’t think the link came through
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=28450
September 12th, 2008
3:15 pm
You left out the best part where he regurgitated Sarah Palin quotes from a parody website as though they are real. How lame is that?
September 13th, 2008
4:18 pm
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