Alan Colmes is Wearing A Flesh Colored Suit…Not in the Hannible Lecter Sense, but Still.

By jen

He is a idiot, we established this along with being the ugliest man on television both on the inside and outside.  I mention this fashion comment because frankly I am sick to death of seeing men in suits that look like some sort of tan/sand/beige/flesh color to them.  Who looks good in these?  Honestly?  Not a single person I have ever seen wearing one and that certainly includes Alan Colmes… ugh.  They either look like the Good Humor Man or someone who needs a liver transplant.

Also, took my husband suit shopping today; some recon work for a shopping trip in our near future to kill some time after dinner and just enjoy being kid free a little while longer (folks evacuted Port Arthur area and are in town enjoying the kids).  First thing I said to the young man at the store when he asked what we were looking for I said, “Suits.  Blue, Charcoal, maybe a dark chocolate but absolutely nothing that falls in the rhelm of skin colored.” he smiled at me and lead the way.  I continued to boss him around with orders for pinstripe, three button, nothing busy and of course, “I want the mafioso lapels.” Peak lapels are THE SHIT.

While hubby tried on suits Sandy The Stylist and I started oohing and ahing over french blue dress shirts and coordinating ties.  All in all I have an order for four suits and what not on tap.  It was wildly successful and took all of 30 minutes.  MY KIND OF SHOPPING!  I hate shopping.

Anyway, just saw that cocksucker on Fox and had to rant.