My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Sep
12
Will I be returned to slavery? You know what always amuses me about Whoopie when she goes and gets all Black Pridish? I cannot think of a single black man she has ever been linked with romantically. Dunno about her first husband but husband nos. 2 and 3 were white; Ted Danson and Frank Langella [...]
Sep
12
Call me old conventional but there are a few things in your life that should never be deemed cool. 1. Your parents. 2. Government. I do not need my government to be lead by a bunch of cool guys and gals. I need it lead by a bunch of hardass, overly serious types. Dunno about [...]
Sep
10
Link… watch at your own risk for vomiting. I would first like to say this, for the record. Fuck you, Matt. Could you have been anymore condescending and stupid if you tried? You do not get points for using the word, “actuary” and you deserve a punch to the throat for mocking women in general [...]
Sep
10
South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate “whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” via Politico You know, this might become a daily feature here on Demure Thoughts… Obviously Ms Fowler’s primary qualification is that she has a [...]
Sep
10
You want to know the one downside to having three kids in the same school grades: K, 3, and 4? They all are having their open house on a different night so I was there last night and will be there tonight AND tomorrow. Oy, do they not understand I have blogging to do? Sheesh…
Sep
10
Obama said the McCain campaign moved to “seize an innocent remark and take it out of context because they knew it’s catnip for the news media.” “See, it would be funny, but the news media decided that would be the lead story yesterday. This happens every election cycle. Every four years, this is what we [...]
Sep
10
Florida plans to enforce their law requiring ID to vote on election day. I have never understood what the big deal is with this. Seriously, it seems like a no brainer to me. I have to present my ID to cash a check, get my car registration, to enter my daughter’s school. Who the fuck [...]
Sep
10
Seriously… So the world didn’t end… yet. I promise you right now. If this shit start causing the earth to die and shit like the doomsday guys say I am going to be really pissed. I plan on being in my dream house next year. I plan on finally being able to say “I do [...]
Sep
9
Don’t Click It is a pretty freakin’ cool interface… Brian sent me that funny litle vid. The only think that would make that better is if it were a gal from Texas back behind him and she pulled a gun and shot at him. Now that would have been funny. Heh… Some great images. Amused…
Sep
9
Learn about sex before they learn how to read? A great fucking line, that one…