I Am Sick of The “Special People”

By jen

The world is full of fucking “Special People” and I for one am sick and fucking tired of it.  What do I mean by special people?  I mean people who are special because they have freakin’ annointed themselves so!  For no reason like intelligence, charity, or creativity… just because they fucking think so.

Old School Philosophy:  Cogito, ergo sum! I think, therefore I am… Rene Descartes.

New School Bullshit:  I think I am something special, therefore I am! Typical fucking person on any given day.

Some examples:

1.  Everyday we pick up the girls from school.  It is a simple thing when you think about it.  Everyone stays in their cars, gets into the correct lane, reach the front and they load the kids for you.  Easy peasy, right?  Wrong!  Why? Because there is always one, if not ten special bitches and mother fuckers who think they can park their goddamn car in the line and get out, with it running, and go retrieve their kids faster than waiting their turn.  Why should they?  They are fucking special and I am certain their little bastards they are in such a hurry to get in the car are future special little fuckers.  Meanwhile everyone else waits for them.  Then there is the mom who actually waits and gets to the loading zone, then gets out and decides to rearrange her backseat while talking to her PTA girlfriend on the sidewalk beside her all the while holding up another 200 parents and their kids.  Bitches I tell you.  Special fucking bitches.

2.  Idiot assfucks who were deluded enough to allow a mortgage broker to tell them they could afford a 300k dollar house even though they already have 2 car notes, 10 maxed out credit cards, and only make 70k a year.  You know how special these fuckers are? They have fucking congress wasting my time and money trying to bail them out! 

If it is that easy i have this to say, “Hey congress, I really fucking want a Patek Philippe watch.  Yeah, it costs 80k and I really cannot afford it but i fucking want it and I fucking think I deserve it because I am goddamn special!

Go ahead, let me have it because it isn’t like you can get in trouble for doing it, right?  That fucking cunt Pelosi will not have witch hunts on her watch, no matter how much of our hard earned tax dollars she is wiping her ass with.

3.  American Automakers must be special… they are getting a bail out too!  Woo woo.  Let’s bail them out, folks.  I mean we cannot have them going belly up and invalidating all those fucking union contracts that have them bound to produce cars they cannot sell because they cost too fucking much and last a fraction as long as the 12 year old corolla in your garage!  You gotta hand it to the fucking auto unions.  They have had a hell of a run.  In the sixties they shot a bullet in the brain of that industry and it has taken forty plus years for the body to really start decomposing.  Hell, at this rate with yet another “stimulus” for them they could go another 20 fucking off.   Fucking hit ‘em with the defibrillator paddles again!  It is just fucking money!

4.  Oh yeah, how about the special fucking people in New Orleans?  You know, the ones who are really not in New Orleans anymore they are in fucking Texas, my state!  We didn’t house evacuees, we fucking imported a crime wave.  They are fucking special!  Give them more fema money.  Give them more everything.  Fuck the schools that are burdoned now.  Fuck the city of Houston which use to be pretty low on the murder rankings prior to this little act of fucking mercy.  What about the folks in Mississippi?  They got wiped out too.  Lost homes, lost livelihood.  What about them?  Oh wait… they fucking rebuilt.  They fucking didn’t loot themselves into a watery grave instead of evacuating.  They are not whining bitches looking for a new federal tit to suck because the last one got water logged.  UGH… I say let the fucking city sink.  Move the bitch 100 miles inland.  Fucking New Orleans could be in the middle of the damn desert.  If the food and partying were moved the people would follow.  No one goes to New Orleans for the fucking beach.

5.  Finally, for the most special mother fucker on the planet… Barry Hussein Obama.  That is a special bitch alright.  He gets a pass on any questioning becuase he is black.  He doesn’t have to answer for his lifelong associates, his politics, his donors, his goddamn fucking experience.  Nothing.  He is like a spoiled white rich girl with a daddy running around after her cleaning up her mess.  That daddy is a media that isn’t even trying to put on the appearance of neutrality.  Him and his special fucking wife and all their special fucking specialness.  Fuck off.  When you are elected, bitch… I want to see my goddamn tax cut.  You know the one you are planning right about the same time you raise taxes on every freakin thing I buy and consume by virtue of a tax on the producer/vendor?  I cannot fucking wait.  For the record I couldn’t care less what color this sonofabitch is.  He could be lily white and glowing with WASP credentials, he would still be a goddamn leftist socialist racist. Yes, racist.

Finally, if you are one of those folks who walk around life feeling you are fucking entitled because you are special… stay the fuck away from me.  I have had enough of you bitches.