By jen
- Ninjas.
- A Candidate on either side who isn’t interested in fucking me over.
- Less whining.
- More Hillary Clinton because I am losing respect for this bitch’s ability to take out the opposition. Come on Hill… fucking take him out! He wronged you! Surely you have something that can bury him. I know you do! You have shit turds more complicated than Barry O.
- Some real racism so at least these cocksucking media and the Obamagina’s campaign get it right at least once.
- Palin to reach across the stage and do one of the following to Joe Biden tonight at the debate: a. Rip out some hair plugs. b. Pop off those fucking porcelain veneers of his that cause severe glare c. Field dress him like a moose.
- McCain to not whine like a bitch when she does it. Dear God, John. I know you have a spine. You have survived too much in your lifetime to not have a goddamn iron will. Kick some fucking ass. Go big or go home.
- Andrew Sullivan to phsycially shit his pants during some televised event involving Keith Olbermann.
- Michelle Obama to admit she is part Klingon and put that pesky rumor to rest.
- Did I say Ninajas already?
3 Responses so far
October 2nd, 2008
9:55 pm
I’m a fan of pirates myself. Definitely could use some pirates too.
October 2nd, 2008
10:05 pm
Yes, pirates are good. Smelly, but good.
October 3rd, 2008
8:14 pm
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