Ten Things This Election Season Needs If I Am To Move Past “Doom and Gloom”

By jen

1. Ninjas.
2. A Candidate on either side who isn’t interested in fucking me over.
3. Less whining.
4. More Hillary Clinton because I am losing respect for this bitch’s ability to take out the opposition.   Come on Hill… fucking take him out!  He wronged you!  Surely you have something that can bury him.  I know you do!  You have shit turds more complicated than Barry O.
5. Some real racism so at least these cocksucking media and the Obamagina’s campaign get it right at least once.
6. Palin to reach across the stage and do one of the following to Joe Biden tonight at the debate:  a. Rip out some hair plugs.  b.  Pop off those fucking porcelain veneers of his that cause severe glare  c.  Field dress him like a moose.
7. McCain to not whine like a bitch when she does it.  Dear God, John.  I know you have a spine.  You have survived too much in your lifetime to not have a goddamn iron will.  Kick some fucking ass.  Go big or go home.
8. Andrew Sullivan to phsycially shit his pants during some televised event involving Keith Olbermann.
9. Michelle Obama to admit she is part Klingon and put that pesky rumor to rest.
10. Did I say Ninajas already?