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Oct
19
She Fucking put PEAS in gucamole! I want to do bodily harm to this woman. All I can say is she must give a blowjob that has no compare. I cannot think of a single other reason she is on TV. She fucking put peas in Guacamole! She could have called it Vomit Looking Avocado Salad and I would have just gotten disgusted, but nooooo she had to call it Guacamole!
10 Responses so far
October 19th, 2008
12:32 pm
Why oh why do you allow those TV tarts to so upset your day? You should have your own show “Julia Child, Unvarnished”. It would have to be on the Playboy Channel to handle all the blue talk but it would leave the competition in the weeds.
October 19th, 2008
1:31 pm
Peas?
That’s just not right.
October 19th, 2008
11:22 pm
Nothing she makes is edible. Why peas? Her avocados weren’t green enough? Does she just have to make everything into gruel?
October 20th, 2008
8:11 am
I stopped reading at “blowjob”.
October 20th, 2008
7:08 pm
Guacamole really freaks me out. Like, if it’s on my plate, I can’t eat anything on the plate.
That said, even I know better than to put peas in guacamole. (I make guacamole, since my husband loves it, I just don’t look at it while I’m making it.)
October 20th, 2008
7:14 pm
Guacamole, avocado in general is just a perfect thing. If done properly it is a perfect food. Adding things to an avocado is not good. Less is more.
October 20th, 2008
8:17 pm
You see…You see..Baby..yet another person that is not a guacamole eater!! Alice H…I myself can not stand that stuff either and Jen has tried to fix it for me several different ways…just not feelin it…
October 20th, 2008
8:20 pm
Yes, he hates it. He makes up for that shortcoming in other ways. Still, it is unnatural to not eat avocado.
October 21st, 2008
1:25 pm
I think it’s unnatural for a husband of Jen’s to not like guacamole. You’d better do something quick to prove that you’re still worthy of being married to her.
October 21st, 2008
1:47 pm
he does laundry and bakes brownies… there is balance in the force.
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