Oprah in An Obama Whitehouse…

By jen

This plays with the fantasy of her being an ambassadore of some sort… UN or England.

The article points out how unlikely it would be for her to go through political appointment mostly because of the financial disclosure part of that.  Shit, she would have to explain why she paid Steadmen so much money to shut up and not write a book.  The world’s most famous Beard was gagged by a settlement.  Oh well, he is probably enjoying banging women three at a time in Bora Bora now.

I have a role for her though, one that she seems obsessed with and devotes entire shows to.  Secretary of Shopping and buying overpriced shit.  It is about the only thing she is qualified to do in any workplace.  Maybe she can bring that religious guru of hers along for the ride.  I really have no tolerance for her crybaby show, her crybaby friends, and her fucking political views.  She needs a therapist and some meds because we are not here to make her feel better about herself which is all she ever has in mind.  For fuck’s sake, she has a magazine and puts herself on the cover every month.  Ugh… why are women so stupid as to watch this show?  Why are we so depressed as a sex and a country that this bitch who has appointed herself a moral and religious authority makes billions?  She is a sham.  She has always been a sham.  Big fucking deal she brought shoes and dolls to poor kids in Africa.  Yay!  Why not poor kids in Chicago?  You know, that place that made her famous.

I hope women wake up one day and realize this bitch has been using them for decades.