Saks, Neimans, and Boots Oh My!

By jen

I would like to say this to start, “Grow the fuck up!”

It seems that Fuknut Prophet and his Minions of Jackassery cannot get over this HUGE 150k spent on wardrobe for Gov Palin.  I think that is pretty rich considering:

A) They will be donated to charity after the campaign.  Which probably means an auction to raise money for whatever charity.  How fucking horrible.

McCain was asked several questions on Thursday about the shopping spree — and he answered each one more or less the same way: Palin needed clothes and they’ll be donated to charity.

“She needed clothes at the time. They’ll be donated at end of this campaign. They’ll be donated to charity,” McCain told reporters on his campaign bus between Florida rallies.

I love running across wingnut blogs who talk about the horrible excessive nature of this wardrobe.  These sites always have some snark to add though.  The clothes are lovely, but she really needs a stylist!  Oh god that hair!  This I am sure from some guy or gal who hasn’t seen a razor in six months and spends a great deal of time making sure their clothing is made of hemp and totally green.

I see it this way, you can make your comment about the cost of the clothes, fine.  But to say she doesn’t look good is envy pure and simple.  People can hate her all they want, the bitch is hot.  Those same broads bitching about her wardrobe do so not because she looks bad, but rather because their husbands and boyfriends all think Gov Palin is pretty fucking smokin’.

We have talked endlessly on this blog about stupid ass women.  They will dog any female they feel their man wants to bang and it usually starts with the woman’s intelligence and ends with her looks; both of which the bitching female is feeling inadequate about.  Want to see a sample?  Have a read…

One does not have to be a psychoanalyst to reckon that McCain was smitten. By no means am I suggesting anything untoward between McCain and his running mate. Palin is a governor, after all. She does have an executive résumé, if a thin one. And she’s a natural politician who connects with people.

But there can be no denying that McCain’s selection of her over others far more qualified—and his mind-boggling lack of attention to details that matter—suggests other factors at work. His judgment may have been clouded by . . . what?

I have two works for this broad… Deranged and Bitch.  For fuck’s sake.  The first line gives us all the psychology we need to know what is in the rest of this article and what motivates her.

My husband called it first. Then, a brilliant 75-year-old scholar and raconteur confessed to me over wine: “I’m sexually attracted to her. I don’t care that she knows nothing.”

Pobrecita… I am so sorry you have to face this in your obvious menopausal meltdown!  Women are just the fucking most absurd people on the planet.  There are a few rare birds worth their salt, for the most part they are all whining cunts with more visceral rage at other women than a freakin’ serial rapist.  But on to reason other shame…

B) 5.3 million was spent to anoint the Fucknut Prophet and Invesco field. Maybe they will donate those Styrofoam Greek columns to charity.  I know the local soup kitchen in Denver needs a bit of spiffying up.

The host committee said it has donated laptop computers and leftover office supplies to the Denver Public Schools, T-shirts and water bottles to Denver’s Road Home, and certain other surplus items to the Food Bank of the Rockies and Bienvenidos Food Bank.

Now maybe one of the lunatic homeless folks running around Denver thinking he is Augustus Caesar can have a great fucking time with those.  It is far more likely the columns are now part of the ObamaRezko Hacienda in Chicago.  Michelle probably has them in the bedroom so when they play Naughty Greeks on the weekends it seems more real.

I love this little nugget from the above article.  It is fucking prophetic of what is to come in a Fuknut Administration.  This said by the lawyer handling the DNC convention.

Yet, he added, “I always knew we would make it. It was supposed to be $40 million, but you just knew it was going to be closer to 50, and when it was all in, we … raised closer to 60.”

Kind of all no taxes raised on family making less than 250k but we just know that number is closer to 125k and in the end it will end up being about 70k.  But as long as we have loft dreams, that is all that matters.  Spreading the wealth is paramount.

All Hail Our Fuknut Overlords!