Well We Have a Pretty Good Idea of How He Likes To Spend Money…

By jen

Prince Fuknut Messiahpants spent 700k for his performance in Berlin. That would be 700k of the dollars donated to his campaign?  Still, he couldn’t spare a few minutes to visit the wounded soldiers, nah.  That 700k doesn’t include all the food to feed his hoard of admirers or the hookers they probably bought either.

Speaking of hookers: Seems Prince Apocalypse Messiahsocks is raffling off a chance to spend election night with him in Chicago I am assuming.  I cannot even read the article. I couldn’t get past this part:

“Show your support at this crucial time with a donation of $25 or more and you could join me on election night,” the message says. “If you’re selected, you can bring a guest and we’ll fly you in and put you up in a hotel. You’ll go backstage at the big event. You’ll have a front row seat to history.”

Oh goodie, sign me up!  640 million isn’t enough money, asshole?  You need more?  I know I would love a goddamn front row seat for either the celebratory riots or the riots after losing.  Fuknut.  No doubt they will in fact relocate the great pyramids from Egypt to serve as a backdrop for the evening.  Ugh…  Sarah Palin buys some fucking clothes and we hear about it for a week.

This honestly makes me want to vomit.  This is an election not a goddamn Bingo fundraiser at the local Rotary club.  This is all in preparation for the great “fundraiser” he plans to hold with regard to our take home pay.

Stupid fucking Americans voting for a stupid fucking “never should have been” candidate because he makes them feel all special.  Ooooh look how shiny and sparkly and changey I want one!  Me Me Me!  Get ready for it, asshats.  You are saddling this horse and you are gonna fucking ride him for four years.