Nov

More Mindless Materialism…

By jen

Yeah, I am doing what people always do when they are sick to death with politics… I am shopping.

I want this coat. I think I would look fabulous in this coat. Via Spiga makes a nice shoe, didn’t know they made clothes. That jacket with my Fuck You Sunglasses would be FABULOUS.

I need these shoes but I think they would be a bit much for Ft. Sam. I could be wrong.

This just isn’t working for me… do you know what we need? We need The Galliano, nothing else will lift us from our doldrums like the dwarfed genius that is The Galliano!

I am diggin’ the headdress on this one. Not a tiara, but that will come later…

Its like a cross between a bird and a armadillo. It is HOT.

This would be so kick ass if that arm thing was actually some sort of cyborg machine gun flame thrower aparatus. Don’t you think? Feminine yet menacing… tres chic!

This is obviously from The Galliano’s Lettuce Period. Upside, the one on the right could be really handy if you had a giant glass bottle to clean or you didn’t feel like driving to the carwash. Just spin around the car in this bad boy…woo woo.

It has that holiday feel, doesn’t it?

Now, onto my favorite of all The Galliano’s work with Christian Dior. Fall 2004 Haute Couture is simply amazing and he gets extra jen-kudos for the heavy use of Tiaras. I need a fucking tiara.

Wearing the tiara Pimp Daddy aka askew is truly timeless fashion.

I wore this to my last job interview, needless to say… I made quite the impression and it does wonders emphasizing the waist, what with the five foot wide ass on the gown.

This outfit I wear when I blog. I only wear it every second thursday though. It is special and I tend to get triscuit crumbs on the collar so I have to be careful. Still, the tiara is fabulous on me.