Happy New Year!
Hope everyone is safe and sound, today is January 1, 2009… holy shit.
I AM FUCKING TURNING FORTY TOMORROW!
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My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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14 Responses so far
January 1st, 2009
3:35 am
Happy New Year! And Birthday! May you be 29 forever. Cheers & Gig ‘Em!
P.S. You’re totally practicing already for your daughter’s ring dunking right? No, seriously that (*#&@ is hard if you don’t practice!
January 1st, 2009
12:12 pm
40?! Man, you is OLD! Actually, you’re only as old as you feel. Never act your age and you’ll stay young. Happy Birthday.
January 1st, 2009
8:45 pm
Happy birthday and many more!!
January 2nd, 2009
1:58 am
Happy, happy 40th – you’re just a mere child.
See you Saturday!
January 2nd, 2009
8:21 am
Happy Birthday!!
May you always appear as young as you feel!
January 2nd, 2009
9:10 am
Happy Birthday!
January 2nd, 2009
10:10 am
Happy Birthday! You still look fabulous
January 2nd, 2009
6:01 pm
Happy Birthday, ya wonderful, cranky lady!
January 3rd, 2009
9:21 am
Happy Birthday !
My cousin turned 50 last month but her party invitations announced that she was “turning 37 ….again”.
40 is just a number.
Do what I do….I started adding the 2 numbers together….
You’re 4 !
I hope you get to do something YOU want to do on your birthday !
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January 3rd, 2009
11:22 pm
Happy Birthday Your Demureness.
And look on the bright side; you could be me. ON the 29th I’ll be 51.
Have a great ‘09.
January 4th, 2009
11:02 am
Happy two-day-late birthday! Sorry I can’t think of anything witty, encouraging, or funny to say, I haven’t had my first cuppa.
January 5th, 2009
11:43 am
Happy birthday (late). Now you can flaunt your vast experience and self-evident superiority in the faces of those young pups who just don’t know anything.
January 5th, 2009
7:06 pm
Gabe: I have been doing that for years :)
January 9th, 2009
3:41 pm
Happy belated same birthdate (but not year) as me!
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