Life’s Little Daily Pleasures

By jen

You know what I am talking about, right?  The little things that make your day endurable.  The stupid, idiotic, and sometimes psychotic things you do in order to not punch people in the throat at work and in everyday life.  Pressure valves if you will.  I know folks who do things ranging from taking their break and walking around the building complex and others who make little laser gun sounds at people in the hall when they make eye contact or say hello.  “P-yoo P-yoo P-yoo” at folks walking down the hall gives the added bonus of them perhaps thinking you are funny while secretly pondering if you will return from lunch with an assault rifle.

Me, I have my little victories too.

1. I figure out ways to view rss feeds of blogs that I cannot directly access.


2. I obsessive over Librarything.com


3. I read eBooks on my iPod Touch


4. I say totally random things about sex and or dairy products at odd intervals.


5. I walk around taking chocolate out of the various community candy boxes.


6. I have mastered the art of insulting people with a smile and a sing song voice to where they think i am joking but really I am visualizing slamming their heads into the conference table.  That one works like a charm.