Archive for February, 2009

Feb

25

Funny IT Guy vs Stupid Sales Guy

By jen

It gets better and better as it goes along.  Anyone who has worked in a support capacity in IT can relate to this.  funny shit…

Feb

19

Little Nuggets of Wisdom From Daughter No. 1

By jen

Got the follow text message today at work: You know you’re bored in class when you can write a vivid poem about an air conditioner… She is gifted and talented, no?

Feb

16

New Job Again… Day One!

By jen

I would like to congratulate Booz on having the whole “in processing” thing down to a science.   It was smooth sailing and not a moment wasted.  I met the people I will be working with at least for the moment and my first day of the journey into the consulting world was a success.  Hey, [...]

Feb

15

ValenTINE’s Day Weekend…

By jen

Yes, all you ignorants out there who insist on saying ValenTIME’s Day it is fucking ValenTINE’s Day.  Jeeze what the fuckis so damn hard about pronouncing that word?  Seriously, I totally understand when my 5 year old says it, she is FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD and she sometimes says Liberry instead of Library but she [...]

Feb

12

Quote of the Day: Give Unto Rainbow Pants Edition…

By jen

Addressing Obama and the fad of convenient Christianity… Let’s just lay it out there. Most Christians tend to value the lives of the unborn, fight to preserve the “sanctity of marriage” and believe in personal freedom/limited government. Obama on the other hand, is radically pro-abortion, apathetic towards the definition of marriage and if allowed, would [...]

Feb

12

Ten Things I Can Now Do To Stimulate the Economy As A Result of the $13 Raise from Obama

By jen

I can have a pedicure every week… On one foot. I can finally buy that Swiffer I have had my eye on for so long. I can buy some of those fancy paper lanterns from IKEA but I will have to wait until week two to buy the lightbulbs. I can buy half a bottle [...]

Feb

12

Bullshit, Wackos, and a Sinking Ship?

By jen

Thirteen dollars a week!  Woo woo! The world can breathe a sigh of relief and we can all start traveling to Bora Bora now!  Woo Woo!  I can start saving that 13 bucks a week and apply it to the ass raping that the IRS is giving me this year.  Yes!  People are totally fucking [...]

Feb

10

More Funnies from Email:

By jen

Mom sent me these and frankly I had to giggle because they are funny and as I read them I imagined Brian saying them because there is just something about his voice and that Mississippi “tone” that fits the sentiment. Some are oldies but goodies and some I haven’t heard before.  Good stuff… Meet  Marvin, [...]

Feb

10

Some Funny Shit and A Stellar Accomplishment

By jen

Friend from my former job sent me this video and said, “I thought for a minute you produced this video!”  I have no idea what he is talking about… On to my latest accomplishments!  First and foremost I have achieved #8 status when you google “FUCK YOU OBAMA” I actually rank two sites above the [...]

Feb

4

10 to 2

By jen

Daughter No. 1 did something like this on her facebook page but I thought I would mix it up becaues she is girly and well… 19 years old so her lists were a bit too unjaded for me. Ten Things About Me: I have another new job starting on Feb 16th I need another tattoo [...]