Why I Haven’t Been Blogging: A List

By jen

1. I am a lazy bitch


2. The new job has taken some getting use to as far as schedule and just getting oriented


3. I am a lazy bitch


4. I am so fucking angry at the world it would be just rage rage rage all the time


5. I am waiting for Prince Fuknut to finish meeting all the prophecies I made prior to the election, he is doing pretty good so far.


6. I have had to do a great deal of shopping.  I worked on bases before.  I worked in jeans and hoodies and wore pumas to work everyday.  This is not the environment I work in now.  If I loved to shop this would have been more enjoyable.  Though i did find a great pencil skirt that does amazing things for my ass when i wear one of the 9 pairs of heels I bought last weekend.  I need more of this ass goodness skirts.


7. I am working a project that I have to finish in four weeks and be fabulous at it.


8. I am a lazy bitch.


9. If i could blog from my phone I would but I do not have an iPhone… yet.


10. I have had Consumption for about a week, though I am better now and no long think I am dying.

I shall be better in the future.  I am off to DC for a week early April so I will probably blog from the hotel because I am probably not going to hit the town when I can get in my jammies and be lazy.