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Faith+1 on What I Would Give Obama On a “State” Visit to Texas…
These are things I things i feel he would get a lot of use out of of and could definitely make his life easier.
- A bag of dicks
- A rolled up dollar bill to snort coke off Michele’s Klingon Forehead
- A Giant Fucking Clue
- A Collector’s Edition 25 disk set of DVDs featuring his own greatest moments in time. Something tells me he probably gets aroused at the sound of his own voice. Maybe he can play it while he is hiding under the Resolute Desk smoking a cigarette where Michelle cannot find him.
- A bottle of astro glide for when he has to bend Helen Thomas over the Resolute Desk as part of the deal with Satan he made to get elected.
I think that is a good start and truly a collection of gifts that keep on giving…
6 Responses so far
March 8th, 2009
8:32 pm
Astro Glide is the shit!
(or so I’ve heard…)
March 8th, 2009
11:14 pm
can we put some pumice into the Astro Glide?
powdered glass will w*rk if there’s a pumice shortage.
March 9th, 2009
1:39 pm
What would I like to give the Empty Suit.
(Loved your # 3 and 5)
A bag of Giant Texas Cowchips labeled “Stimulus Bill”.
A giant smack upside the head with a big shovel.
Treat him to a ride on a horse that’s “a little frisky”.
He gets to play Border Patrolman for a day….alone.
March 9th, 2009
7:11 pm
That’s original, I love it… and I concur 110%
March 10th, 2009
3:30 pm
Conservative Beach Girl here. Love your list. It just happened to get my blog “flagged” as having objectionable material. I see you have Mr Minority here. Yee haw!
A frisky bull with a burr on his butt. Now that would be a ride! We’re certainly being taken for one – no saddle, no nothing. Ah, Texas – I love Texas and those wonderful Texans.
March 10th, 2009
8:02 pm
The clue wouldn’t help. His Wholly Reluctance’s IQ is officially documented in the “lower-that-whale-shit-stupid” percentile.
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