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Vaginas in The Wild: Almost as Disturbing as Prince Fuknut… Almost.

By jen

I have been pondering a lot of rage blogs, but none have come to the fingertips coherently. While I was surfing with my anger I ran across something I am certain will amuse you all. Hell, it will probably excite some of you morons…

Animals That Look Like Vaginas: Or as the article calls them “Ladyflowers.”

The Worm Clam

Some sort of mole that I would dare say if your vagina resembles you should seek medical treatment immediately.

Sea Hare… this is probably a site Prince Fuknut is familiar with. Did i just say that? No… I didn’t but if anyone has teeth on her hoohah, it would be his Klingon Bride.

This would be Mobile Vagina. It can walk away from you boys and take the house with her. This is sort of like the Bad Divorce metaphor vagina.

Anyway, thought it was amusing and now i am going to try and remove the sight of that fucking mole thing from my mind now.

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8 Responses so far

M M Shap
March 21st, 2009
11:28 pm

Every time I see Prince Fucknut talk on TV, I feel like he has a big-old Purple one of these parked on his ugly face…rofl!

SB Smith
March 23rd, 2009
2:11 pm

Ewwww…..those are some slimy looking critters.

Ace of Spades HQ
March 26th, 2009
6:41 pm

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