I Twittered on 2009-03-27 … hopefully I remembered.

By jen

• @ThatMatthew you should get a spiffy netflix roku box like I have and you could stay home and watch reruns of old tv and movies! in reply to ThatMatthew #
• @sweetevangeline makes my jaws hurt ;) tastes good just will not end and it grows to ten times it size in ur tummy in reply to sweetevangeline #
• @sweetevangeline tree bark. Nothing should take that long to chew in reply to sweetevangeline #
• @trcjr this confused me WTF r all these buttons for? in reply to trcjr #
• I have discovered that not even adding cocoa puffs to kashi go lean cereal makes the taste of tree bark go away. Just some wisdom to share. #
• @RightGirl hah! Excellent. No alimony in Texas I will require a new acronym. I work DoD I should be good at this. #
• @RightGirl ok I have to ask… WTF is a fap? #
• @RightGirl you are ruthless and evil. I am impressed. Celine is hardcore. #
• @RightGirl he is struggling to keep up with my chocolate demands. He is only human. #
• @RightGirl I actually called out my Husband on this very issue a moment ago on facebook. He reminded me he made brownies so he is absolved in reply to RightGirl #
• @allahpundit ritual suicide is too much on Friday. Wait til Monday. #
• @gabrielmalor love it. Tried to say “it is” skipped a space it became Otis and sent the IM into a weird half hour tangent about who Otis was #
• @trcjr yay #
• I hate itouch’s auto fill shit. My spelling is bad enough without this thing inserting words. #
• @allahpundit it is he’ll being so popular. How do u bear it?I am thinking some sort of pharmco solution :) #
• @ThatMatthew I thought of justin #
• There needs to be a “learn to google” course in college. I hate answering stupid questions. Http:/www.justfuckinggoogleit.com #
• @Acadia yes but Prince Fuknut will just tax u on it because u deserve it. #
• @Acadia well I think so but I am a supah tweetard cuz I just realized u could tweet via SMS. So what do I know? I hate technology. #
• @trcjr if I buy it now will it let me move it to my iPhone later? #
• @Acadia what is carnival Friday again? #
• I suppose I have to stop living in denial that I am going to DC in a week and start preparing for it. #
• Finally I updated this freakin thing. Why should I upgrade to twittelater pro? #
• Do you think my USAA renter’s policy will pay to replace my Vista Box if I toss it off the Patio? #
• @RWSparkle It is Friday, those pesky no drinking until 5pm rules are suspended. in reply to RWSparkle #
• Why am I messing with the vista box? To update my iTouch so i can run a twitter app. This is just wrong. #
• Vista 64 is fuckin with my chi #
• @RightGirl Birkenstocks are only second is ugliness to croc with Uggs running a close third. in reply to RightGirl #
• @ThatMatthew That sounds dirty in reply to ThatMatthew #
• My children have lost the ability to function independently today. It is like Bloodsport here. #
• @RWSparkle seven hours to reply… sounds good. I am good. Busy with the new job but it is a good busy. You? in reply to RWSparkle #
• finally! Some beautiful weather in SA. Bout damn time… #
• Go to the greek joint #
• Documentation sucks and if i send another screenshot of MOSS to sarah she may stab me or start crying. #
• @SmartBitches is this bad like me eating a meaty gyro for lunch on Friday during Lent? in reply to SmartBitches #
• @dubplusundead dpud I still giggle at the monkey graphic. How the hell r u? in reply to dubplusundead #
• @Criag yes the lady flower piece was sure to catch the Alpha Moron’s attention ;) in reply to Criag #
• @RWSparkle is it nasty on H town? in reply to RWSparkle #
• Another nasty day! Back to Randolph AFB today! #
• It is FIAF! #