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Mar
29
I do not care how hot the body is, or that the body has amazing “hip thingie, there is no way you can take this seriously. There is no way you cannot laugh. Thought this was a good way to start the morning. Forgive me, I haven’t had coffee yet.
Fuck Fan on 
Suad on 
SB Smith on 
SweetShelly on
8 Responses so far
March 29th, 2009
10:14 am
I used to have a pair with Mickey Mouse.
Does this make me a bad person?
March 29th, 2009
10:16 am
Mickey is hawt, Hawtspur. ;)
Hello Kitty is for small japanese children or really idiotic grown ups. Mickey is for everyone!
March 30th, 2009
6:45 pm
You have GOT to be kidding me…
Hmmm, those would actually make some decent gag gifts.
March 31st, 2009
9:47 am
Thank you for clearing that up.
March 31st, 2009
10:41 am
D’you think the guy agreed to do the photo shoot only under the agreement that his face wouldn’t appear in the pictures?
August 9th, 2009
6:55 pm
Hehehe… cute! Maybe even hot too, lol. Hard to decide.
-Lauren
October 31st, 2009
3:50 pm
OMG WHERE CAN I BUY THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
April 4th, 2010
8:24 am
where do you get this from??
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