Cosmic Humor? Part of the JenConspiracy? You tell me…

By jen

Are you fucking kidding me?  I am leaving for Dulles area, Herndon, VA.  I look at the weather thinking it will be cool.  I shall pack accordingly.  I go to accuweather.com and what am I greeted with?

Monday Night: Low 36 Real Feel 32!  Oh but wait… it gets better!

Tuesday High: 47 Real Feel 39  Low: 26 Real Feel 12!!!!!!! “Rain/Snow Showers”  What for the love of God is this about?  It is fucking April folks!  It is time for sandals and bbqs and almost time to swim.  I am going to lodge a formal fucking protest with Prince Fuknut about this.  He needs to unleash some of that unicorn snuff or rainbow dust so I get some warmth.

If you are in the DC Metro area, stand warned… I do not do well in the cold.  I also have a tendency to spread that fucking joy and delight to those in my orbit and within a 40 mile radius.

I do not own a fucking coat!  I own a “jacket”  and a few sweaters.  This will not do.

Let the bitching begin.  I have a closet full of pencil skirts and fabulousness and it is going to be COLD!