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Apr
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Seems spooging while you are snotty and cannot breath is better than decongestants! You know what is better than Zyrtec? A well timed ejaculation… that’s what!
So next time you are needing some alone time and trying to be all polite about it just tell everyone you are going do your “hay fever treatment” and you will “be in your bunk”
Fuck Fan on 
Suad on 
SB Smith on 
SweetShelly on
2 Responses so far
April 6th, 2009
8:38 am
Who knew the menage a moi could be healthy as well?
I might blind and hairy palmed by by the gods my sinuses are healed!
April 6th, 2009
2:46 pm
Yeah, but it’s only good for about 15 minutes of relief. Which means, if you’re a guy over the age of 19, that you’re going to continue suffering for a while!
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