Blinded by a Hoohah…

By jen

You know, I am never surprised by products on the market these days.  I learn things from from the internet.  For instance, did you know a crotch Toupee is called a Merkin?  Well you probably did, but I am not a Family Guy fan and there has apparently been some references to this.  So, there is a company that sells trendy fashion forward twat rugs.  How odd and disturbing is that?  Very, right… so we need pictures.  But first, let me say this is a special Merkin… it has a LED flashlight.  Incase your hoohah is some how the Lost Ark, you can emit a beacon.  Of course there are a few modes for the lights.  Though if i were a guy, i am not sure i would want to be literally blinded by the vagina I am after.  via The Frisky

Here is the product discription on this $45 plus you have to buy the adhesive, more about that in a minute…

The perfect marriage of form and function – our Merkin Flashlight helps leave something to the imagination as well as providing hands free illumination. This three-bulb, ultra-bright L.E.D. light provides three levels of constant light output and two blinking “lure” modes. The pivoting lamp head allows you to shine light exactly where you want. Comes with two fun-fur hair pieces (anatomical pink and arctic white) and five strips of Opti-Tape 42*, an extended wear toupee tape that provides up to six weeks of continuous adhesion per application. L.E.D. light runs on three AAA alkaline batteries (included.)

“Lure” modes.  I wonder if this causes seizures?  Anyway, the adhesive tape is a great thing, but…

WARNING: We strongly advise NOT to use this tape as an impromptu waxing substitute – IT CAN REMOVE MORE THAN JUST YOUR HAIR!

Yeah, that means someone tried to do this and is currently without flesh on their naughty bits.
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After that, I think we need a brain cleanser.  Susan Boyle from Britain’s Got Talent singing her middle aged ass off… Video

Apparently the amazing number of hits has caused them to stop embedding.  Have a listen, broad can sing.