My Ongoing Love Affair With My Roku Box…

By jen

This weekend we watched the entire IT Crowd series which is hilarious if you haven’t seen it and you work in IT I highly recommend it.  It is a UK series and expectedly stupid and dry witted.  Loved it.  I watched Serenity again and Starship Troopers.  I tried watching 30 Rock… meh.  I tried watching the Office both the UK and the US versions… meh.  I hear they are funny, but they do not start out that way.  I watched a few episodes of MI-5 which you all know I love.

Why?  Well I had to fucking iron.  I have to do something while I am ironing, right?

I had my toes done this weekend as well.  They are now a delightful dark blue.

I am going to quit smoking this week.  Bought the Lozenge thingies and everything.  Have a doctors appointment this week to make sure it isn’t going to fuck with this weird sporadic high blood pressure thing I have going on.  Though honestly I think it is elevated a bit by virtue of hating to be at the doctors office, but better safe than sorry, right?

If the blogging becomes notably more beligerent over the next few weeks you know why.  Nicotine withdrawl and general surly attitude.

In other news:

Prince Fuknut has been swallowing and taking it without lube at this summer thingie with all the Latin American shitbag leaders.   I am soooo diggin’ the Hope and Change.

Veterans, pro-lifers, and those against illegal immigration are potential terror threats.  Wow, that is awesome.  If everyone would just get in line and start aborting fetuses, being a better drain on our social services and economy, and hating their country this world would be right fine right quick!

Ace is starting a book club and I am starting to worry about him.  If he decides we need to start reading Wally Lamb books I am going to have to pay him a visit and straighten him out. I will let you know if an Intervention is necessary.

One of the stupidest fucking things I have read all day and testimony to how stupid people are… via The Frisky

For 40 years, Americans have been banned from traveling to Cuba. But this week, Barack Obama eased travel restrictions to the communist country. Raul Castro, who took over when little brother Fidel was hospitalized in 2006, said, “We have sent word to the U.S. government…We are willing to discuss everything—human rights, freedom of the press, political prisoners, everything.” [CNN] — Way to catch more flies with honey.

The writer goes on to the real important factors about making nice nice with scumbag dictator ships and lists five great places to go on vacation.  I am sure sometime next year there will be a follow-up piece on the top ten vacation spots in Iran, North Korea, and Darfur… after all Prince Fuknut is all about The Honey.  There is not limit to the amount of flies we can catch now that we have a real celebrity in charge.  I get that most folks could give a shit about Cuba but this fucking romantic relationship that the “hipster” and “enlightened crowd” has with Che and Castro an any other communist bag of dicks just turns my stomach.  No big deal, right?  Che and Castro were revolutionaries and that makes them cool.  Besides Salma likes them and Leo will probably buy a house there soon.  Ugh.  Send Sean Penn as Ambassador, that would be awesome.

Anyway, I am just cranky.  I need to hit the chocolate I think.

Have a good Sunday Night… I am going get supper and prepare to mock the two stupid bitches on Amazing Race who in the midst of abject poverty in India with children eating garbage she was moved to tears by the poor cows and dogs living in filth.  She is my new poster child for what is wrong with the world.