Comments on: Ten Things That Should Never Be Uttered by a Heterosexual Man…

By: SB Smith

SB Smith — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:41:33 +0000

How about:
“Can’t your mom stay another week ?”
or
“I would LOVE to go shopping with you !”

Hotspur — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:12:49 +0000

flashman — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:59:10 +0000

My wife gives me crap if I ask if my Sig is printing.

Joe — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:48:55 +0000

1) Black, dark roast coffee, no sugar.

2) Does that involve throwing away your old, worn-out porn mags?

3) I have a nice ass. Gut…not so much.

4) I need a massage. No, really.

5) Not a real concern in my case.

6) I just sit on the back porch or deck and have a beer. Maybe throw a rock at a squirrel.

7) I’d rather walk. A guy walking down the street is just a guy walking down the street. A guy driving a Prius is…I’m not gonna answer this one.

8) Why do you think I have a girlfriend who doesn’t speak English?

9) We watched John Rambo last night. I fell asleep, she kept watching.

10) And she also likes Dexter.

Dave in Texas — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:40:39 +0000

Does this holster make my ass look fat?