My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
May
29
I am a huge fan of my Kindle App. So much so I am wanting to buy a Kindle for myself. I check all the time to see what free books they have offered. Lately there are a great many debut novels in series fiction which I love. This week is a sci/fi book called. [...]
May
24
Today I went shoe shopping… yes again. It is a new season… duh. Actually these are works shoes so seasons do not really pertain to pumps, but still. I found red shoes. They are not as red as I wanted but they will do and the stiletto makes up for the lack of blood hue. [...]
May
20
Sometimes I just love email funnies. :)
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Awww kitty isn’t it beautiful… keep reading
FOR SALE:
One uselss fucking cat…
May
18
Bibi aka The Israeli Hawtness met with Prince Fuknut and I am amused at the body language in this photo.
The caption on this pic says “President Barack Obama listens as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington May 18, 2009.”
I think it should say something [...]
May
18
I can…
Daddy’s nose and mommy’s eyes and mouth. It is uncanny. Alert the media!
May
16
I love NCIS as you all know and Mark Harmon has been a favorite of mine for years. I remember watching him in Summer School and loving the stupid ass movie. He is hot as hell. To illustrate the cosmic injustice that is Men getting hotter as they age i submit the following evidence.
Yeah, he [...]
May
12
Here it goes..
The Office: I have tried to watch this. It sucks. NEXT!
Global Climate Change: Look, you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree. you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree. But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide [...]
May
9
A friend sent me this yesterday it says from Melissa, but i do not recognize the email as hers. Whoever sent it, it made me laugh and thanks.
Prestigious Mother of the Year!
It didn’t mention my tireless efforts in support of our administration though… damn. I feel slighted ;)
May
8
RT @Reverse_Vampyr: @ihatethemedia If Pelosi tried to close her eyes, her scalp would fly off her head.
May
8
Dan on