My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
May
9
A friend sent me this yesterday it says from Melissa, but i do not recognize the email as hers. Whoever sent it, it made me laugh and thanks.
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4 Responses so far
May 9th, 2009
4:32 pm
Congratulations !
How cool someone sent you that !
;-)
Sorry to burst the bubble, sort of…..Don’t hate me !
There’s also a site where you can insert your name as running for president.
That would have been good with your name also !
:-D
May 9th, 2009
6:31 pm
Yes i know i sent one to a friend of mine off the site. In fact i sent a few of them. It is a cute ecard alternative. I love the cheerios comment.
May 9th, 2009
10:59 pm
Remember, pulling your hair back into a pony tail is not the same as showering.
Words to live by.
Happy Mother’s Day Jen!
May 11th, 2009
12:53 am
It was me! I have a g-mail account, as well as my comcast, but it still has momotrips in it. Did it come from the generator of the video? Hmm.
Anyway, I just loved it and knew YOU had to be Prestigious Mother of the Year.
The ponytail comment ‘bout killed me! Too close to home…
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