Here it goes..
- The Office: I have tried to watch this. It sucks. NEXT!
- Global Climate Change: Look, you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree. you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree. But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide is a bad thing. I swear to you now, if Prince Fuknut would just stop talking for a week and Al Gore were permanently ball gagged CO2 emissions would drop DRAMATICALLY.
- Gay Marriage: Seriously, the world is going to shit and we are worried about this? Here is the deal. When the terrorists are all dead and we are no longer at war as well as when we somehow manages to survive Prince Fuknut’s economic exsanguination of the world’s most important country, THEN…maybe I will give a rat’s ass about this. Sorry guys. I am not trying to piss anyone off here, but there is a goddamn bigger picture. If it was up to me I would just outlaw marriage and say fuck everyone. Now we are all equal. We are all fucked. Welcome to the world of political correctness. Business contracts replace marriage, how about that?
- The survival of the US auto industry. Fuck ‘em. We have been putting the paddles to the chest of this dead body for fucking 50 years. Let it go. Funny how the left wants to unplug every comotose patient in the world, but cannot seem to let this rotting corpse go.
- Wearing comfortable shoes. Seriously, comfortable shoes are for the weak and the aged.
- Who wins Survivor
- Mint chocolate cihp ice cream. Ewww. Wtf is up with this flavor. EVERYONE loves it. You know what it tastes like? Mylanta. It fucking tastes like MYLANTA!
- I do not give a shit if your own stupid actions rendered you unable to pay your mortgage. Grow the fuck up. I do not owe you anything, least of all a subsidized mortgage.
- I do not give a shit if you are an Atheist . In fact, no one gives a shit except other Atheists. Now there are some of my fellow believers who believe they can help you see the light. That said, most of us, we do not give a fuck. However, if you Atheists out there could tone down the elitist bullshit I would appreciate it. You do not believe, ok.. thanks. I will make a note of that. But guess what? If you sneeze I am wired to say, “God bless you” why? because I was taught that was a polite thing to say and I believe being polite is fucking important, more important than your pissy attitude about being blessed. So basically… fuck off.