Fight Quest on Netflix Instant Thingie… Krav Maga

Sorry this is off topic but Netanyahu is speaking and Foxnews has him on the screen but now we not only don’t hear the translator, we can’t even hear Bibi’s voice in the background…..DAMN !
Now they’ve broken for commercials.

If this offended me, I Know it offended you.

I just needed to gripe.

The ultimate would have been hearing his voice with  the English translation typed across the bottom of the screen.
:-)

Used to live in Norfolk, VA, HQ of PETA.  One proud (and bored) afternoon I spent about 30 minutes placing bumper stickers under PETA employee’s windshield wipers.  This raised the ire of said employees who them promptly called the local police.

I was oblivious to all this as I continued my little fun errand until the officer asked me what I was doing. Told him the truth. That I was eating at one of my favorite BBQ places right up the road and saw these bumper stickers and, well…..being a natural born smartass just what was natural.

The officer read the bumper sticker and started giggling.  The little read headed lady from PETA who called them was not so amused.  Her face turned redder than her hair and she began sputtering and cursing and telling the officer to arrest me for vandalism if not to go on and shoot me for trespassing.

She was asking for my name and address and I said no. She didn’t need it. She asked the officer who clarified I had broken no law (public parking lot and sticking flyers under a windshield wiper isn’t illegal). Had I affixed the bumper stickers then he could do something, but otherwise I was in the clear.  This was rapidly getting out of control so I did the next natural thing….I egged her on.

I asked for her name and address since she had solicited an officer of the law to cause me bodily harm.  This got the officer to smirk again and I pretty sure she damn near had a stroke. I asked if he’d be a witness at the trial and that really got him laughing.  She wasn’t even speaking human like sounds at that point.  The officer then “suggested” maybe we should all go our merry little way and forget the whole thing. I was all for that. She wasn’t so inclined but faced with someone who could go from “smartass you’d like to bitch slap” to “unholy asshole who would happily become a major, and painfully annoying, part of your life” she opted to storm off back to her building.

I shook the officer’s hand and left quietly and with a smug smile on my face. It was a good day.

Oh yeah! The bumper sticker that got her all worked up? It said:

“There’s room for all God’s creatures…right next to the potatoes.”

M M,
Thanks! However, all guy not girl.  In keeping with the smartass them my nom de plume is one based on a South Park episode I found funny… ;-)