He Speaks French…in Russian
I am in love with these commercials. Funny shit. His blood smells like cologne. He lives vicariously… through himself. Brilliance. Now gimme a ice cold dos xx with lime and salt NOW!
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My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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2 Responses so far
July 28th, 2009
9:00 pm
i think they’re getting better! i absolutely LOVE the newest “he can speak french.. in russian” and “people hang on his every word.. even the prepositions.”
i also like the “most interesting man in the world on…” videos. i think this is probably my favorite: on rollerblading
July 28th, 2009
9:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ZHjcQZ15g
your blog didn’t like my link! :D
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