Archive for August, 2009

Aug

31

TDFU: St. Teddy of The Naughty Bits

By jen

Sorry to all you folks out there with their “respect the dead” shit, but I didn’t respect the bastard when he was alive.    Ted Kennedy is dead and he was a douche.  I am sorry for his family because I am sure they loved him and mourn his passing.  Being dead doesn’t change the simple […]

Aug

29

Pre TDFU: Allergies Suck

By jen

Ok, I have sneezed so much since yesterday I think my back is broken.  Ugh.  I am working on something.  I want to do a Ted Kennedy inspired TDFU so bear with me.  Snot, sneezing, and oppressive heat makes it difficult to think.

Aug

27

TDFU: Shut Up and Cook, Bitch

By jen

I am watching last night’s Top Chef, a favorite show of mine and this week the challenge was to cater a bachelor/bacherlorette party.  This season the guys are totally dominating the show again and frankly the women all look like boys.   Lots of gay women, big whoop.  Being gay is not an excuse to be […]

Aug

25

TDFU: Cinema Edition

By jen

Ok, since I cannot stomach the headlines today, I shall vent a bit of rage at the movies. Let’s start with Star Wars Ep 1-3 because this fucking shit is on my tv right now.  I cannot even deal with Episode 1 so let’s skip to Attack of the Clones.  Fuck you George Lucas.  Fuck […]

Aug

24

TDFU: General Disdain Edition

By jen

Crappy Monday to you all!  The weekend was not long enough though I did get to enjoy the return of real noise to my house with the arrival my girls.   I had the totality of school shopping done by 245pm on Friday afternoon and it was painful.  My 30 minute meeting this morning turned into […]

Aug

22

TDFU: Bitch Ass Man Of The Day

By jen

I would like everyone to take a look at the new copyright thingie policy on the sidebar.  It seems that I was not specific enough before.  I said, “Take what you want but link back, please.”  Easy enough, no?  At what point does that mean steal my shit completely to post to your insignificant little […]

Aug

21

TDFU: Interpersonal Development is for Pussies

By jen

I have had some time to reflect on my Meyer-Briggs stuff and frankly I am getting pissed off the more i read about it.  Why is it so goddamn important to fucking be touchy feely with people?  Seriously?  I am not a daycare worker and I am not a therapist, though I should be.  Are […]

Aug

20

Kids Are Coming Home!

By jen

Yay!  there will be no Daily Fuck You because the girls make up for all that bullshit today.

Aug

19

Child of the 80′s?

By jen

This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days.  From twitter via one of my favorite Author’s and a pretty hilarious broad, Shiloh Walker God, I miss the 80’s and as an adult and a parent I now find this very disturbing.

Aug

19

Sign No. 39523 The World is Fucked Up

By jen

Hubby told me a story today he got from a co-worker.  This guy’s parents have some fucked up neighbors and their 8 year old is always running loose and unsupervised.  The guy’s folks look after the kid often because they are good people.  Hubby’s coworker was visiting his family and overheard the mother of the […]