Daily Fuck You: It is Fucking Hot in Texas Edition

By jen

Where to begin today…

I am going to email this article to all the idiots I worked with who think I am nuts when I say the Muslims will breed us out of existence.  There was a video I posted a while back with these sort of staggering statistics.  In thirty years we can all play Which EU country has an ayatollah leading their govt first Bingo!  By then we will probably be living in a country where English is officially a second language because Americans are not breeding enough!  Start fucking and breeding, dammit! That would seem like a no brainer.  On the upside most of the breeding hispanic population is Catholic so we get to keep Jesus here in America and have a much better understanding of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a good thing.  She rocks.

Pentagon takes aim at Jets for Congress: This has always chapped my ass.  Fuck you Nancy and Babs and Harry and the rest of you assholes.  Get on a fucking commercial airline with the rest of us and I hope you get fucking stuck in Newark for fucking 18 hours.

Middle Class Tax Hikes: Yeah, everything Purple Avenger said plus I would like to give a great big Fuck You to everyone out there who still thinks they will not have their taxes raised.  Also a mega Fuck You to the economic retards who think raising taxes on the people who buy things and the people who make things and provide services is going to do anything but put another nail in the coffin of the US economy.  Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you again!

A fuck you to the newest Supreme Court Justice and the fuckers who confirmed her.  I have just one fucking thing to say.  I had a Wise Latina Mother in Law, in fact she looks like Sotomayor, she is/was/always will be a freakin’ lunatic.   Aye Dios Mio!

A fuck you to men who cannot keep your cock in your pants and bit of funny.  Some Greek gal set fire to a UK guy’s crotch at a nightclub after he took off his pants and was waving his probably less than impressive pee pee at the women there.

The unidentified woman is being praised by her hometown in Crete for what she did and for also turning herself in to police immediately after the alleged incident. She has been charged with causing bodily injury and endangering private property.

Hahahah endangering private property, I am assuming they mean the nightclub, but honestly I am going to start calling cocks private property now.  It should be noted that most men are pretty eager to give free property usage rights. :)

Finally a giant fuck you to Coca Cola for discontinuing Sprite Tropical Remix.  You fucking bastards. I use to look forward to the summer when I could get this delightfully yummy beverage.  It is like when McDonald’s teases you with a McRib just long enough to get you hooked then takes it away!  Fuck You!

So ends today’s Daily Fuck You!