The Daily Fuck You: Hormones On Board Edition

By jen

Warning:  I am hormone addled so this will be more chaotic and belligerent than usual.

The first fuck you goes to airlines who fuck their passengers.  Seriously, 50 people stuck in a flying gas can on a runway for 8 hours!  Are you fucking kidding me?  After hour two of screaming babies and stinking toilets I would have faked a heart attack just to get off the damn plane.  This was express jet for Continental and well that about sums it up.  Continental is the reason two full days in Newark trying to get to and from DC.  NEWARK!!!!

Speaking of planes… People pissed at you for frivolous spending?  No worries, double the order the earners of the world will just pay more taxes to cover it. You know, if the pentagon says they do not need the first lot in their budget why the fuck would you double the order?  Because you are a bunch of greedy corrupt apparently untouchable fuckers.  I do not give a rat’s ass if they fly commercial or private most of the time.  That said, you fuckers want to ass fuck us with your health care insanity so I say get your ass on the next Continental/Express Jet flight with transfers in not only Newark, but Dallas, Denver, Atlanta, and FUCKING LAX.  Fuck You!

A double douche fuck you to Brimstone Crotch Pelosi today.  I love this nugget...

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) stressed during a town-hall meeting in Colorado this week that the healthcare bill won’t add to the deficit or restrict benefits and instead will increase access to care. But lawmakers have yet to settle on a way to pay for the bill, expected to cost roughly $1 trillion over the next decade. Pelosi has supported an income surtax on the highest earners, those making more than $280,000, while senators are considering a tax on insurance companies that offer expensive health plans.

That’s the way you roll isn’t it, you belligerent hate filled cunt?  Tax the people who fucking work for a living AND then fuck their insurance carriers with taxes so they can turn around and DOUBLE FUCK the earner by raising their premiums or just fucking going out of business, right?  In the end that is what all you fucking life sucking trolls want, isn’t it?  Everyone on the shit wagon of Government Healthcare.  I hope she gets a festering rectal abscess that fistulates and drains gallons of foul smelling putrefied flesh and pus.  In fact I hope it bursts while you are on that private jet and you funk up the whole stinking plane with what amounts to your brains leaking out of your ass.

Fuck you to Hollywood for the movie Time Traveler’s Wife and fuck you to every damn channel that is showing the fucking trailer three times an hour.  Note to the guys out there:  If you agree to go to this movie with your woman without getting the blow job first, you are fucking stupid because by the end of this drivel every urge you could have to get one will have evaporated.  Just tryin’ to take care of my boys out there.