Aug

11

Daily Fuck You: I Am So Fucking Tired Edition

By jen

Yeah, I am so fucking tired this is gonna be short and sweet.

Today’s Fuck Yous…

Fuck you to Facebook for taking what was once a fairly straight forward easy to deal with interface and making it into a goddamn nightmare.  I use it from my iPhone app if at all.  ugh.

Fuck you to people is high performance cars who drive like 90 year old women.

Fuck you to Starbucks for making me addicted to iced latte.

Fuck you to whatever assclown decided men and women would be so moved on election day by the ascension of His Prince Fuknuttedness that they would make a baby and thus an Obama Baby Boom would result.  Seriously, if they had gotten pregnant they probably would have just had it aborted anyway to save Gaia from overuse or just because they do not have the time for a pesky kid what with all the hope and change they have to enjoy.  Also, there was a study a while back that said Conservatives have more sex and the election results were far from an event that made the average Conservative randy.  There was probably some angry purge the memory of Fuknut accepting his presidency from my mind sex though.

Here is a union Fuck You. Not a US union, it would take me a year to finish that post… a UK Union.  This council of men have decided that High Heels should be banned in the workplace because they are degrading to women and a health hazard.  Really?  I would accuse them all of being gay, but any self respecting gay can appreciate the fashion delight of a good four inch stiletto.  These men are obviously eunuch with way too many issues.  You tell me, guys.  Would you rather work with a gal wearing these or these?  You bastards can have my heels over my cold dead body!

One final fuck you to my alarm clock that is going to go off way to fucking early and ruin a decent fucking sleep.

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9 Responses so far

Totally agree on the heels.  Nice 3 or 4 inch heels just make a woman look hotter.  No, I’m not shallow—just a guy who isn’t afraid of being a guy and damn sure not apologizing for it.
 
Oh, the UK unions are not gay—just British. ;-)  I say this because my buddy who hails from London hates it when I refer to it as “Beta Male Central”.  He’s watching me type this so I can’t resist the slam.  Owww! He just punched me…there will be retaliation later when he isn’t suspecting….
 
Like my girlfriend I get the impression your G-spot is located in the shoe department of Nordstrom’s.  I get at least one call a week of  “Oh baby, I just had a shoegasm! You should see this cute pair of blah blah blah…”

I absolutely loathe the iPhone Facebook app.  It takes an hour to update, and when it does I often find status messages from like a week ago mixed in with the latest.  It’s completely pathetic.

Nice shoe pic. Hell yeah, I’ll go for the sexy ones any time.
The Health & Safety folks in the UK are all power mad little despots. Simply out of control.
And pokey drivers in expensive sports cars irks me too. When I find myself passing a BMW 7 series with my 12 year old Saturn, or getting stuck in traffic on a twisty road behind a Z series Corvette, I just about foam at the mouth. If you idiots don’t want to drive, go buy a ninnyvan like all the rest of the wieners out there.

Honey, I get a boner just looking at those stilettos. nice shoes.

Heels on women are just…sexy!!  Nothing wrong with that!!

Degrading women is fun. Its like a sport. You win when they think they are in control…

Ok, seriously? the shoe issue is a little week, have you been trained in OCEA safety? depending on the working inviornment it may be a safety issue. Not to mention people who own the company have to watch their ass also. I am sure you have even thought about how others ruining things for the people who dont act retarded in simple situations. Of course it takes some liberty away from us, but when you have people that abuse it and it costs the owner tons of money that they worked their ass off to obtain because someone decided to be a dumbass, damn straight i would say the same fuckin thing. I will be owning my own company some day, and of course untill that mistake is made and effected myself, I will not implement that rule myself. but if someone decides they wanna fuck with my shit because they want to be a dumb shit, then yeah things will change. the thing is, sometimes we have to do ridiculous things to protect ourselves from ridiculous shit and people. If you dont like it then find a place to work that allows it. if it bothers you that much or do something about it where you are instead of bitch about it do something! sorry to rant and misspell i am tired and need sleep. you may now continue the bitching lol. 

And by the way, the rest sounded good. You do have some valid points, although i think the shoe thing went a little far. 

Sincerely, This guy

you sound like you should go kill yourself.

dear this guy, 
 
continental FUCK YOU!
 
Sincerely, this girl

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