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I am not talking about the super fantastic hot ass bitches like myself either. I am talking about BITCHES. You know who I am talking about. They are everywhere. You know the worst part? They are mostly men! What the fuck is happening to men? Guys, seriously… I was your biggest fucking fan. I have surrounded myself with the XY crowd all my life. Women have always worked my last fucking nerve with all their drama and all their goddamn girl shit. For fuck’s sake! The president of the United States of America is a goddamn vagina. I read articles by men and see them on the news and they are all goddamn pussies.
It just occurred to me that if Bill Clinton was the first Black President, then Barak Obama is the first Woman President because he is both a boob and a twat. That is what I am going to start calling him “Our first woman president.” God knows that Sarah Palin for all her faults at least has a set of balls and shoots shit for sport; two traits that should be required to have a Man Card.
I just told a friend on gmail, “The world is full of pussies!” he says, “There are some assholes and jerkoffs too!” I said, “It is all crotch!” That about sums it up. The world has gone to crotch! What in the hell happened to alpha males? Are they fucking nearing extinction? Someone tell me. I know a few, yeah. Hell, I hold them in my life with a vice grip because I am afraid they are the last of a dying breed.
At this point in life every other word I utter is a code word for racism! Moron pundit says it all in that article and I would like to add my giant FUCK YOU to that whole meme. I suppose that I am racist by virtue of breathing these days. Funny I thought I was just fucking angry. Simple fact is I would fucking hate Prince Fuknut if he were white/asian/martian. I just hate weakness. I fucking hate it. I despise his shameless dishonesty and his mediocre unqualified big eared ugly woman marrying cock sucking ass kissing piece of shit existence. His election is the fucking proof this country is full of pussies.
Men who cry make me want to puke. If you lost someone you love or something horrible happened to you I get it and if you are holding your brand new child in your arms I get it… but if you are crying because life is just hard or because you feel put upon by the world around you… FUCK YOU. Man the fuck up. Find your sack! It is like this vicious goddamn karma we are finally paying the price of feminism. Go team! Men are now total fucking bitches as a general goddamn rule.
Congratulations feminists! You have raised an entire generation of ‘sensitive” men with no sense of manliness because you either ran off their fathers or cut their nuts off so they never taught their boys how to be men! These males are now out in the world without you to tell them what to think and everything is going to shit! They are bitches winging through life without a goddamn moral compass. Whipped, weak, afraid men with no sense of goddamn responsibility or ambition.
The feminists have won. The world is full of viscous, bitter fucking cunts like Pelosi and her ilk. They are in charge. It is a sight to behold. They are the ultimate bitch ex wives who just drain their former husbands for everything they are worth. Problem? WE ARE THEIR EX HUSBANDS!
You know, if these women in power and control had any sense of reality it might not be so bad. But noooooo they think the whole world is going to just do what they say like the USA has done. But guess what sweeties, Europe might be full of weak ass fucking men but the rest of the world is full of misogynist cultures who would still trade you for a fucking pack of Marlboros and a camel. Big fucking deal Nancy is in charge of the fucking country since OBVIOUSLY her BITCH Obama isn’t. The only chance women like Nancy Pelosi have of influencing the fuckers in the sand who want us dead is by walking naked through their midst and scaring them to death or inspiring mass suicide.
Everywhere I turn they are there; bitches of both sexes spewing goddamn hysteria about the need for universal health care and global fucking climate change dooming us all. Two issues that the American people as a whole do not even have in their top 20 list of things that fucking matter to them. It is like having a hoard of 15 year old girls in charge of the world. We have given them a fucking black Amex card and set them loose in Hot Topic! Problem is they are not spending a few bucks on a Twilight T-shirt and a hello kitty thong, they are killing the fucking economy!
Where are the adults?
23 Responses so far
August 12th, 2009
8:07 pm
Jen,
All the adults left town at the end of January.
As for the rest of it,.....YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!
I love you in an ALMOST non-sexual, idol-worshipping, I-think-I’ll-carve-your-image-and-erect-a-shrine-to-your-awesomeness way!
August 12th, 2009
8:45 pm
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
August 12th, 2009
8:52 pm
Tom…
I was thinkin’ the EXACT same thing! Now I’ll go into the alley and projectile vomit until some shrill fishwife yells at me from her upper tenement window ! But I’m NOT getting in the limo with Spotswood!
August 12th, 2009
8:53 pm
I am going to make a visio wireframe of that and then post it. ;)
August 12th, 2009
10:24 pm
i feel yo’ pain…... i had a lady friend for awhile who hailed from Tejas and thereabouts. a Southern Hells Belle to the core, and she said i was the only guy she ever dated out here in the PRC that was male enough to allow her to act like a woman…... make of that what you will.
the candy asses in my college classes are hysterical. apparently i’m a scary dinosaur, all the more because i’m willing to espouse and defend opinions different from our instructors, rather than bowing to their awesomeness.
fuck’em: none of them are Cav.
you, OTOH, rock! %-)
August 13th, 2009
1:01 am
“I am going to make a visio wireframe of that and then post it. ;)”
I love it when you talk all computer-geeky! My Queen!
August 13th, 2009
8:55 am
Today you are my hero. God, that was heartfelt and just fucking wicked great!
August 13th, 2009
12:41 pm
I came by from The Digital Hairshirt. I love your blog and will add you to the blogs I am following!
You are so correct about Barry being a woman!!!
August 13th, 2009
2:09 pm
John Wayne would be damn proud of a Woman like you. Thanks to Digi for the eye-opener…..she probably wants me to Man up…........
August 13th, 2009
2:37 pm
I am forwarding your rant today to as many people as I think will ‘get’ it. I include in my email forward your link and the following: “By the way, this is what Glen Beck is saying, just with one tenth of the adjectives. I love the fact that she says ‘moral compass’ in the midst of this invective masterpiece.
P.S. I didn’t send this to anyone at work because it would make the email filters melt down.”
August 13th, 2009
5:04 pm
Jen,
You rock! Thanks for speaking out on behalf of guys like me who are tired of the mantra that males got to be in touch with their feminine side bullshit and all that other metrosexual crap!
I am a guy. I like doing guy things. I like hanging out with the guys. I love women, but I don’t want to be like one.
I am so glad I live in a Red State where the feminine type guy is in very short supply.
Gothguy
August 13th, 2009
5:06 pm
BTW Jen…mind if I add your blog to my blog? Wanted to ask first…it’s the polite thing to do:)
August 13th, 2009
9:23 pm
Awesome. I’m linking this one. Super fantastic.
August 14th, 2009
1:44 am
Yeah, I run into this bullshit all the time. I’m a guy who’s dad served in WW II, I hate fucking hippies, liberals, Democrat rats and ever commie/terrorist rat fuck that lives. But, oh God no, I can’t tell a joke, say any words that pc police might be listening for nor be openly proud to be a Southern man instead of a goddamned northern carpetbagger. I tell them at the hang-outs I go to, make me shut up. Call someone, call the police or someone now that you’ve sold out to “The Man”. Summabitch, I didn’t think I’d live this long to see the USA become the USPUSSY…
August 14th, 2009
8:05 am
I was linked here via BMEWS – and I love it. Until I married – everyone thought I was a whore simply because I preferred to hang around with the ‘guys’. Well what I preferred about the guys is that they didn’t scream at my dogs, even without ever having been around a horse – they’d go riding with me and in the end – only one of ‘em put my business into the street (not listening to the prattle of the bitch in your life – does have its perks).
I turned my back on the feminazis when I realized that they did not want to be equal to men – but wanted to be better – I had no clue that they would be so damned effective at making men into woman – and the very women that they themselves spit upon and laugh at.
I too am a dinosaur – I love and am committed to my husband, I raised my own 4 children, and I’ve been at home for 33 years with brief periods of force slavery – and just this month I got a college diploma. So take that feminazis – you can do it all without cutting your guy’s jewels off.
August 14th, 2009
8:42 am
Absolutely fucking brilliant! I’ve emailed a link to this post to everyone I know who has the wit to understand it.
August 14th, 2009
4:52 pm
There are still Real Men out here. They’re in places like Ft. Bragg, Ft. Benning and Camp Lejeune, etc. We’ve gone into hull defilade and are waiting for the rest of the country to either come to it’s senses or self-destruct completely so we can re-build it. Again.
August 14th, 2009
4:59 pm
Old Sarge:
Funny you say that. A friend of mine told me once after I was complaining about the terrible lack of BDU eye candy at my last Army gig, that if i ever worked at any of the installations you mentioned above “My head would pop” from the sheer volume of what I term “delicious testosterone”. I have never had the pleasure of working at any of those installations.
August 14th, 2009
7:15 pm
All I have to say is you’re my hero.
August 15th, 2009
11:33 am
I love you. Will you marry me?
I shoot shit, curse, fart, drink beer, ride a motorcycle (and know how to rebuild it when it breaks) and most other things a REAL man is supposed to do and know.
Kim duToit – a REAL man himself – really summed it up with his essay “The Pussification of the Western Male.”
You’ll enjoy it – here: http://www.theothersideofkim.com/index.php/essays/41/
See you at the wedding!
DD
PS: Captcha words “mr. confined” – yeah. That’s about it…
August 15th, 2009
11:38 am
Kim’s article is classic and i remember reading it :) i am going reread it now.
Captcha words “shiv two” yeah… i like the word shiv
August 22nd, 2009
1:13 pm
Funny, Hog Whitman isn’t taking the time to correct all the posts telling him they agree with him re YOUR words, he edited my comment to destroy what I was saying about it being cheap and that he should be making it clearer that you weren’t blogging there, he deleted your comment saying that you were concerned because someone had asked you when you started blogging there (I have an email record of the notification), and I’m apparently either banned from commenting there or my comments are going into the moderation queue. He’s a fucking cheesed-up pussy if he doesn’t start telling each and every commenter that’s saying they agree with YOU that it’s not really him that they’re agreeing with.
September 1st, 2010
6:18 pm
fuck our government putting this country in the shitter more and more evry day its cuz we cant have good presidents all we can have is asshole millionaires shitty presidential criteria shouldnt be rich college and whatever other shit should be honestly integrity abililty to make descisions no more honest abe or george washinton that the ppl actually like just the shitty ass candidates they leave us with fuck them fuck the us government those assholes fuckin censorship fuck you microsoft giving the police all our info on everything they want fuck you bill gates you dickhead fucking over the public
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