TDFU: Tuesday Tongue Lashing

By jen

According to my Meyers-Briggs or something like that personality dealie I am an ESTJ.  How do I know this?  Well I spent eight hours today learning about how to deal with others with relation to my personality type.  I have a few thoughts to express here.  One, fuck you.  There is only real solution for the world with regard to my personality type.  Just teach all the Introverts, Intuitives, Feelers, and Perceivers, out there how to deal with me.  It really is the path of least resistance.  Trust me.

Fuck you Howard Dean and anyone else out there moving forward this fucking idea that the Right wants Prince Fuknut to die.  Trust me, if for no other reason than martyring a man who doesn’t deserve such status, we are not “nuts” in that sense.  I personally cannot fucking stomach the bastard but I certainly do not wish him dead.  Why?  because I am not a fucking lunatic. I just want him out of office.  Every day on the news is some new “threat” and “risk” or whatever because Obama is black.  Not because he is a fucking boob.  Oh no.  Thing is, the media had no fucking problem when folks were burning effigies of Bush or when they were saying they wished someone would kill him.  Oh no, that was just protesting.  FUCK YOU, fuck you, and fuck you again.  Obama is far more likely to have his life threatened by some left wing extremist pissed off that he isn’t pushing their far left agenda than a right winger pissed off about healthcare.  Again, we are not lunatics, that is the dominion of the Left.  The fact that Dr. Dean is still even getting air time is amazing.  He is even less relevant than Al Gore and my navel lint is more relevant than Al Gore.  What a piece of shit.

Fuck you to the celebration of fucking spoiled ass people on television.  Kardashians, Housewives of Atlanta, Miami Social etc.  The world is fucked up enough all on its own without having to watch this shit.   The Kardashians were amusing for a few minutes because I didn’t know Bruce Jenner raised those girls but then I saw an episode where two of the idiot daughters went with him to one of his speaking engagements and got drunk off their asses acting like cunts.  ugh.  Housewives of Atlanta is like Jerry Spring South.  What the fuck is wrong with people?  There is nothing interesting or of value that the people in these shows give the world.  They are famous for being famous.  It started with Paris Hilton and here we are today.  You want to tax the rich?  Tax the rich and stupid.  That’s the ticket.

Someone tell me what is so fucking appealing about this shit?  Beyond the first five minutes when you realize that as fucked up as your life might be you are probably a hell of a lot better adjusted than these fuckers what is the point?  Grown ass women fighting on tv, another one in a baby daddy drama, whatever.

“Own It” says Drudge’s headline.  Yeah, even if they own it they will never OWN it.  Dems plan to go it “alone” on healthcare.  Alone?  Really?  FUCK YOU.  It is really easy to go it on your own when you are spending EVERYONE’S money.  America is either overwrought with anger at the idea of socializing medicine or pissed that congress is wasting their time with shit that no one cares about.  Canada says today they need an overhaul and this is the fucking system those cunts in charge want to model the “new age of medical care” on?  I feel like I have taken crazy pills.  NO. ONE. WANTS. OBAMACARE.  But wait Jennifer, you are wrong, millions want it!  No, bitches.  The only people that want it are the ones who either do not count because they do not fucking pay taxes, the ones who want it because they will not be subject to it (bitches pushing the legislation), or finally the retards who are too stupid and blinded by their white liberal guilt to realize they are putting a loaded gun in their mouths.  So yeah, NO. ONE. WANTS. IT.

If I were supreme ruler of the USA for a month with the ability to set the rules that would govern after I left, the first rule would be this: “If you do not pay taxes you do not get to vote.”  PERIOD.  Get your fucking hands out of my purse!

Second rule:  English is the official language.   I do not give a rat’s fucking ass about diversity.  This is America and you should speak English if you want to live here.   No, that doesn’t make me a racist.  If I moved to a foreign country and expected to live my life there I would learn the fucking language or go the fuck home.

Third rule:  No more teacher’s union.  If you want to push your leftist fucking agenda, do it somewhere else and let the teachers who want to teach kids how to read, write, and make their way in life do their fucking job.  Every year I wait for the “green week” at school so I can call the teacher and say, “quit sending my kids home to preach to me about fucking climate change and goddamn plight of the fucking polar bears.”

Fourth rule:  Immediate sterilization for any woman that gives birth to a drug addicted child and the forfeiture of said child.  I do not give a shit if she had a hard life.  Her kid deserves a real life with a chance at being something other than a welfare check qualification for you to have more money to fuck your life up.

Fifth rule:  Mandatory military service for men right out of high school.  Too many of you are turning into bitches and if your parents cannot make a man of you maybe the military can and no more of those goddamn “I am feeling overwhelmed” cards you can play to get out of a hard day in basic.  Why not women, you ask?  Because maybe if they have to start dealing with real men they might straighten themselves out.

Anyway… I have more of those to come but I will save those for another Fuck You.  Also… Tom in comments with regard to my comments about the Sexpert’s rack.  Me a liar?  Really?  If you were truly dedicated to my blog wonderfulness you would have realized I have established the “rack” and have written about the trauma of bra shopping.  Try not to hurt yourself when you browse here. So that is more of a “for the record” than a “fuck you” but it is all the same. :)