TDFU: Shut Up and Cook, Bitch

By jen

I am watching last night’s Top Chef, a favorite show of mine and this week the challenge was to cater a bachelor/bacherlorette party.  This season the guys are totally dominating the show again and frankly the women all look like boys.   Lots of gay women, big whoop.  Being gay is not an excuse to be fucking absurd looking unless you are a Drag Queen and then it is a plus.  So they announce the challange and Ashley, who i thought was a boy until I saw her name flashed on the screen in the first quick fire last week but then still doubted because I know a guy named Ashley.  But she is a girl, a very fucking pathetically petty girl.  She has “feelings” about this challenge because not everyone can be legally married.  Ok,  FUCK YOU.

You are a fucking chef in a fucking service industry and I am sorry, sweetheart but if you are going to have to cater shit at some point and you must stop being such a sniveling bitch.  Another gal who is a lesbian mentions she has been with her partner for something like 12 years and agrees that marriage should be for everyone but even she doesn’t understand where all this silly bitch’s angst is coming from.  Get the fuck over it, basically.  Ashley doesn’t say this once or twice, but she fucking says it every damn time she is on the camera.  You are not special, honey.  You are gay.  This is not a condition.  You are not handicapped.  You are not fucking special.  You are also not a fucking victim and apparently you cannot cook to boot, but that is neither here nor there.  You are living in a country where for the most part you go about your life without anyone fucking with you.  This isn’t the 40’s or even the 70’s  this is 2010 and American TV and cinema not only love the gays they fucking celebrate the lifestyle.  WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?  If you live in some bumfuck town that thinks all gays should be lynched then yeah you are probably getting shit but you do NOT! She lives in Seattle, WA!

Why oh why must everyone fucking try to be a martyr?  Do I give a rat’s ass about who you sleep with?  NO.  Do I think you of less value because of this?  NO.  Shut up!  I have talked about this whole damn issue more than once.  Gay marriage is not the answer.  Marriage LAW is not the answer!  The absence of marriage laws is the ONLY answer.  This is not the state’s business.  I will not go through it again.  Let’ churches marry people, the state needs to get the fuck out of the equation.  Sign a fucking business agreement and be done.  You dumb bastards need to get over it.  You know what marriage gives you in this country?  What government involvement in marriage gives you?  Nothing!  It fucks you on your taxes.  Be grateful you do not have to fucking deal with it.

As to this show Ashle has found peace in her happiness for the couple and she is happy for them they can legally get married.  FUCK YOU.

Equality for people is a mandatory thing.  We should all be judged on what we bring to the table not what color we are or how we like to engage in sex.  This fucking whining is no different than the civil right movement’s evolution into everyone being guilty of racism if they disagree with an elected black man.  It is insanity and belittles people who actually fought, suffered, and died to give you the right to whine like a fucking bitch all the time.

I am all behind giving equal rights, but the minute you go from demanding equality to demanding being fucking “special” you lose me and make a mockery of those who have legitimately suffered.   Being denied the ability to take part in an institution the state has no business in as well as one that fails more than half the time is NOT being oppressed.  Oppression involves suffering and honestly I fail to see any goddamn suffering.   If you love your partner, love them enough to make them your beneficiary and inheritor.  Your fucking lack of foresight is not my problem.

The world is fucking full of victims.  You know what I am a victim of?  I am a victim of having to listen to this never ending stream of fucking whining from people who are no more oppressed than a goddamn house cat whose owner buys generic fucking kibble.

Fuck it all… End Marriage Now!  It is the only “fair” thing to do.