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All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Sep
30
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to Hollywood and all you pieces of shit [...]
Sep
29
You know I had this really long post typed up with a giant fuck you to Dan Rather and his bitch ass law suit. In fact I had several overly pithy comments and suggestions about it. I also had a big fuck you to Patrick Kennedy for being a douche like his father for somehow [...]
Sep
28
Thank so much for the flattering mention into today’s strip, Chris! He is The Shit, you know… Thanks again :) The Demure One
Sep
27
In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone. They make up a meme twenty years ago and are still trying to keep [...]
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post). What a fucking shit month. [...]
Sep
20
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is almost always inappropriate. The irony [...]
Sep
19
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready? A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a [...]
Sep
17
Let’s start with the He-Bitch, Fucknut. In a big fuck you to Eastern Europe he says “You know that oogy missile thingie that stupid Redneck promised you? Yeah, I am not feelin’ it. Sorry.” His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not a thread for lobbing missiles [...]
Sep
16
Oh wait… is that racist to say? Fuck you. I am about two miles past the bullshit line on this and enough is enough. This is America you fucking pussies. We have the right to think you are a pathological liar and an idiot for whatever reason we want; even if for a small portion [...]
Sep
15
brad on 
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