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TDFU: Oh No he Di’int!

By jen

The First Woman President, Prince Fuknut to speak to  school children on Sept 8

FUCK YOU!

First off, if my kid’s school decides to go along with this I am working remotely that day.  Period.  Are you fucking kidding me?  What’s next “wear your Obama shirt Day?”  Oh HELL no!  This is what my fucking tax dollars are going to?  FUCK YOU, fuck you, and fuck you again.  I am fucking livid.  I have shot off emails to principles, administrators, teachers, and the PTA president.  BITE. MY. JUICY. ASS.  I will not have it.

I am reading though this shit and it is fucking greatness.  I have to comment… you knew I would.

Teachers can build background knowledge about the President of the United States and his speech by reading books about presidents and Barack Obama and motivate students by asking the following questions:

Who is the president? Why that would be Prince Fuknut, the first vagina to hold High Office. 

What do you think it takes to be President? Obviously not a whole hell of a lot.  Off the top of my head?  No gag reflex and a job with ACORN?

To whom do you think the president is going to be speaking? Why to himself of course.  Duh.  He is his biggest fan. 

Why do you think he wants to speak to you? Because he is trying to get kids on the government tit is good bandwagon early.  Think HeadStart but even less effective.

What do you think he will say to you? Something guaranteed to piss my mother off and probably something about how special we all are and how everyone owes us something?

What a fucking pile of shit.


  • Why is it important that we listen to the President and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?


It is important to listen to what the current administration is saying because knowing to identify the body language and speech patterns of a pathological liar early on in life is getting more and more of a must have skill.  He also will serve as an example of why affirmative action is a bad idea as well as why some people are just too stupid for words.

What do you think the President wants us to do? Bask in his magnificence?  He certainly doesn’t want them to know about the benefits of hard work and honesty since his fucking mission/vision for America seems to be the eradication of such radical thought and concepts.

Does the speech make you want to do anything? Yes, vomit.  It makes me want to fucking vomit.  It is one thing to have a president speak to children after some sort of national tragedy maybe, but the only catastrophic national tragedy we have had in the last two years is the fucking election of this buffoon.  I do not think he is the guy to make that all better.  Is this really the guy best suited to teach our kids anything?  The man is a functional retard and I do believe the average elementary school kid has a better concept of right and wrong than he does.  FUCK YOU.

Are we able to do what President Obama is asking of us? No you are not!  Not if you are my kid because you will not be listening to this bullshit.

What would you like to tell the President? Well this mother would like to tell the president, FUCK YOU and keep your fucking plague ridden rhetoric out of the classrooms.  It is bad enough we have to deal with all this bullshit PC global warming crap, this is not going to work for me anymore.  Fucking worry about raising your own kids and keep the fuck away from mine!

The unmitigated gall of this has me fucking livid.  You know what I want?  I want a fucking televised address to children from Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter out of fairness.  Seriously, it is hard enough to try and give kids a sense of reality and responsibility without this sort of shit to deal with.  My kids excel in school because they are smart and because I will not tolerate anything less than their best effort.   You want to spread the Good News of Mediocrity then do it on someone’s dime other than mine you fucking douche.

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9 Responses so far

I’ve taught my kiddo the following Q&A responses:
Q: Why is it important to listen to our politicians?
A: So we know when they’re lying to us!
 
Q: Why does the president want to talk to us today?
A: To explain what a trillion is!
 
I’m so proud of my kiddo, we were talking about why it’s important to be able to make choices about how your money is spent and that the current administration feels they can make better choices about our money than we do, and he independently said, “He sounds like a bully.  Can we get a president who’s not a bully?”

You go girl!

I’m debating whether to keep my daughter home from school. She is 13, but a young 13. While I would love it if I could get her to give smart assed answers to those bullshit questions and do it out loud, that isn’t her personality. It is unfair to expect a kid to stand up to that kind of pressure from an adult who wields such unfettered power and obviously has no compunction about abusing same.

With the NEA obviously going along with this I think we should change “thank a teacher” to “fuck a teacher”.

Priceless. “No gag reflex and a job with Acorn.”

I adore you and would pursue you like mad if I were a lesbian.  Seriously, I just laughed so hard I think I woke the baby.  Thank you so much!

Mikfin…..keep your baby  home and give her an ice cream and tell her how much smarter she is than an ice cream and how less smarter than an ice cream most of the teachers allowing this to happen are.
The first thing I did last night at “back to school night” at my son’s school was to make sure they were NOT wasting my kids time on this next Tuesday. To his credit, the principal said, “We don’t like other people telling us how to use our class time.”
They won’t be wasting my kids’s time. Damn good thing, too, as my sons were under strict orders to walk out of the classroom.
I hope and pray that this thing REALLY backfires on BO.

I am so glad that my children are beyond this – and even the daughter in college was allowed to leave when the liberal professor had orgasms at viewing the Immaculation of The Won.
I love to come here. Most especially after a day like today – I am so down – my 3 ‘representatives (2 Ds as in Dumb and an R as in RINO) have drunk the kool-aid and just as with C®ap & Trade(off) with calls, emails and letters running 1000 t0 1 Against they are going to vote for this Obamination of a healthcare (NOT) bill. I wonder if America can survive to even get to mid-term elections much less 2012.  Your postings bring a tear to my eye (I’m not alone) and a chuckle to my life (Prince Fucknut is perfect).
But all in quibbling the finer points of this Obamination people are missing the real principle – This is so wrong. I would not be so much against it, if for instance the Sec of Ed was doing a short PSA to say – start out right, stay with it. However since this Get Schooled – It’s Your Right (please would someone fucking show me in the Constitution where Public (Indoctrination) Education exists as a RIGHT?) has been going since April – why was it not trumpted throughout the land – and We The People not see the ‘curriculum’ until a week before. Because this lying liar is lying again. And now the final test – Imagine if you will if President Bush had even suggested such a thing? The outrage and outcry would have been immediate and deafening. The only thing deafening now – is the silence. I guess it is a good thing to have your media on your side.

I SOOOO AGREE!!! my sons school got so much shit over this that they will NOT show it. i was going to keep him out of school if they did… I LOVE THIS PAGE YOU WROTE!!


If you feel the way Jennifer feels about this issue, check out this column from Doug Giles.

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