TDFU: A Tale of Two Bitches and Shit

By jen

Let’s  start with the He-Bitch, Fucknut.  In a big fuck you to Eastern Europe he says “You know that oogy missile thingie that stupid Redneck promised you?  Yeah, I am not feelin’ it.  Sorry.”

His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not a thread for lobbing missiles at them he decided he doesn’t want to play.  Sorry former Soviet block countries.  Fuknut prefers the Russian cock to the yours, sorry guys.  He seems to think that Russians have only the best interest of everyone at heart and would never try to bulldoze their way back into power.  Seriously, they are just misunderstood and that whole Georgia misunderstanding was blown all out of proportion.  What an idiot.  Trust me, Putin was so fucking aroused at this news he had to go out and slaughter an entire pride of lions with his bare hands and eat their young just to slake his passions.  I for one feel so much safer knowing we are now going to allow Russia to take responsibility for dealing with Iran.  On the upside maybe if they reestablish the USSR all their mobsters will leave the US and pick up their former work for the KGB!

Now let’s move on to the Cunt of the Century, Speak Pelosi and her emotional moment.  I love the headline “Pelosi  Chokes up Amid Fear of Political Violence”!  Uhm, no.  I think the choking is a result of not chewing Harry Reid’s testicles enough before swallowing them.  She claims fear of “political violence” because of all the crazies on the right and their radical actions.  Fuck you.  Really?  You are going to go there you stupid fucking bitch?  How you sleep at night can only serve as proof you have no fucking sense of right and wrong.  This emotional Nancy is a far cry from her encouraging unrest and hell raising when Bush was in office.  I never cease to be disgusted by this bitch’s actions.

I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw this, myself, in the late ‘70s in San Francisco. This kind of rhetoric was very frightening, and it created a climate in which violence took place.

So I wish that we would all, again, curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements that are made, so that understanding that some of the people—the ears that it is falling on are not as balanced as the person making the statement might assume.

But, again, our country is great because people can say what they think and they believe. But I also think that they have to take responsibility for any incitement that they may cause.

Oh shut your fucking piehole, woman.

So basically she is saying because most of America is opposed to Obamacare and the tax increases and the out of control spending they are basically encouraging all the nutballs out there to assassinate someone.  Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you again you stupid bitch.  Waaaa waaaa waaa everyone knows your fucking game.  Your issues are not being received as you assumed they would, people are questioning your actions and you just cannot let that stand, can you?  You did not seem too worried who was listening to you when you had one of your little verbal shit attacks about the war or whatever other fucking thing the evil Republicans had done that got lodged in your sandy twat now did you?  You are a disgrace to this country, ma’am and someday your constituents might wake up and decided you haven’t got a fucking clue.  I doubt it, your from California, but stranger things have happened.  They have a lot of folks with money there and in the  end, you start taking their hard earned money away for your little socialist experiment and they might just bite you in the ass.   Yeah I know it is San Francisco and there is plenty of ass biting there already, but I am talking about the bad kind of ass biting.  The kind that knocks her off her throne and makes her fucking work for a living instead of getting paid on my dime to fuck up this country.

So now we have gone from crazed racists to would be assassins.  Way to pile on the crazy, Nance.

My loathing of this sorry excuse for a human being exceeds even my loathing of Fuknut.  In fact, I hold her directly responsible for  him being elected.   Why not?  He is her wet dream president and her bitch.   He is a moron, he is a novice, and he is completely without a sack.  Who better to use as a face for her agenda.  Hell, if it all goes south she can just point up to the big house and say, “I blame him!”  I am sure when she has her gal pals over for cosmos and kitten tartare they have a grand ole time talking about how much of a  fucking stooge Fuknut is and how absurdly easy it has  been to bully him.   Then they sacrifice a bunny to give thank again that Hillary didn’t get the nomination.  Can you imagine having to deal with that broad?

Well maybe this whole sniveling and trying to generate tears thing by Pelosi is because of this?  Honestly, does anyone believe Pelosi is even capable of tears?  I mean unless the IRS decides to audit her or someone threatens to send her plastic surgeon to prison,  there is nothing this bitch gives a shit enough about to cry over it; least of all the “plebs” she represents.

The link about says only 12% of folks buy into the  idea that people are protesting obamacare based on racial issues.  As Purple Avenger over at AOSHQ so eloquently puts it…

Ferchrisakes, there’s more people believe in UFO’s and 600 year old Illuminati conspiracies than that. 12% doesn’t even get you all the rabid moonbat left.

A question to my readers.  What is the Homeland Security equivalent of  a AG fuck up like Waco?  Cuz frankly the New Janet is just as much of an idiot as the Old Janet. And in unrelated news they seem to share the same personal stylist and affinity for comfortable shoes and poly knits.

- FIRST COLUMN STARTS HERE-> VIDEO: Pelosi Chokes Up Amid Fears of Political Violence…