TDFU: Sunday Stupidity

By jen

In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.   The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone.  They make up a meme twenty years ago and are still trying to keep it alive.  According to our herpetic former Hound Dog in Chief on Meet The Press aka Sunday Morning Deep Throat a Leftist Show:

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC’s “Meet the Press” whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: “You bet. Sure it is. It’s not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it’s as virulent as it was.”

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and “their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail.”

You have to giggle at the bolded statements.  He will get on board with the VRWC being in play, but must point out it is not as bad as when he was in office.  You know it is all about him, people.  There is nothing that happens to anyone who could be as severe or noteworthy as what has happened to this douche bag.  It is as virulent as it ever was, he says.  Yes, like herpes, which I feel certain Mr. Clinton is an expert on.

I love the whole bit about the agenda of the Right being the failure of Obama.  Uhm  yeah, it is.  Duh.  I could say it isn’t the man I want to fail just his policies, but the practice of trying to separate a man from his actions is what has gotten this country into the shit hole it is today.  To say you want Obama’s policies to fail not Obama himself is like saying you wished Iran’s Almondjoyhadine’s policies to fail but you hope he doesn’t fail in general as their elected leader.  FUCK YOU.

A man is defined by his actions or lack there of.  There is no separating the act from the person who commits it.  That is like saying the act is a living breathing thinking entity that has the ability to stand on its own.  It is fucking stupid.  It is also the foundation of everything liberal in this fucking country.

“Hate the act not the man because I am sure he has a reason for being like he is.”  You know what I am talking about, right?  Some guy kills a bunch of women and it isn’t his fault, he is “ill” or he was “abused”.  Hate what he did, not who he is; he couldn’t help it.  Fuck you again.  Yeah, that particular school of thought has served us as a culture so well.   How dare anyone want anyone else to fail!  Frankly, I want the idiot not only to fail, I want him to fail spectacularly.

Let’s be honest, what is the worst thing that can happen here?  Obamacare fails=positive outcome.  Failure to emasculate the military =positive.  Failure to raise taxes on the people actually working for a living =Positive.

But wishing failure on your elected President is sending the wrong message to the world, Jennifer!  They will think we are weak!

Hello, assholes, they already think we have a pussy in the White House, that is obvious to everyone expect the folks who have their head lodged in their asses.  When your biggest supporters in the collection of world leaders are the biggest lunatics on the planet you might be doing something wrong.  When the leader of France is calling you a pussy and naive, then you KNOW something is fucking wrong:

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said.

Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade “naive.”

Dear God, the French have more balls and a better grasp of the world than Prince Fuknut.  THE FRENCH!  Yeah, I want Obama to fail, folks.  I want him to fail at every single fucking thing on his leftist agenda.  I want him to be sitting back in five years making a bunch of news appearances and being just as much of a joke as Jimmy Carter is.  Though honestly, Fuknut has the potential to outdo Carter at being a fuck up.  He isn’t even a year into office and every single decision, policy, and the countless missteps would be comical if they were not so fucking detrimental to our way of life.

Now onto the soap opera that is the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter affair.  This whole fiasco has been absurd since the get go.  Edwards likes to fuck around, this is not new.  He gets in a bit of a pickle when he knocks up his flavor of the month.  Enter loyal aide/dumbfuck  Andrew Young who decides to take one for the team and say the baby is his, not St. Edward of the Prissy Pants.   Why would he do this?  To save Elizabeth the humiliation, or some such shit.  Uhm, really?  Insert some shady payoffs out of his campaign fund etc…

Then we have the media hop in, or refuse to hop in, out of deference to Elizabeth.  Do not get me started on how this would have played out had it been George W. Bush having a love child and if Laura Bush were cancer stricken.  Suffice it to say this story would have been on billboards, front pages, and on a goddamn ticker interrupting my Prime Time tv shows.  Olberman would have spooged on live TV he would have been so overcome with joy.  But anyway, back to the story…

Edwards admits to the affair but not the child being his, like somehow an affair is ok to admit to but having a child isn’t.  As a general rule the America people could care less about the fidelity of their elected officials but what tends to rub folks wrong is the idea of fathering children during said affairs.  I say what bothers me is that he didn’t just come out and say, “yes that is my child and I plan to provide for her and be a part of her life.  I have made errors in judgment but an innocent baby shouldn’t have to pay the prices for my sins.”  Hahahah yeah, right.  He probably spend weeks begging her to get an abortion, then sent in his buddies to try to convince her to have an abortion checkbook in hand.  Alas, Ms. Hunter decided not to have an abortion for whatever reasons, I am thinking fiscal not moral, but I am a cynic.

So a few weeks ago the rumors started circulating that Johnny was going to acknowledge the child is his own, big man that he is.  Poor Elizabeth, she is cranky about the whole thing.  She has cancer after all and therefore is absolved before the fact for anything she says or does with regard to this affair.   I have said before on this issue that lynching Edwards for having an affair while his wife was sick is something I was unwilling to do.  Grief is a terrible thing and I am not going to sit in judgment on how people grieve things like this.  It is not really any of our business why he was banging Ms. Hunter or “when” he was fucking her.

What is significant is the accusation of misuse of campaign funds to cover this up.  That should piss folks off.   Even if you are one of those folks who expects their elected officials to be faithful to their marriage then the fact he fucked around is enough, the fact he did it when his wife was sick is not relevant; you disapprove from the get go.   For me the idea his affair was somehow more inappropriate because his wife was sick is the same wacked out logic behind hate crime legislation.

Cold blooded murder is cold blooded murder regardless of the motivation for doing it.   Not that infidelity is in the same ballpark as murder, I am just saying the act and the end results are not mitigated or made worse by the motivation.   Edward’s refusal to acknowledge this child as his own is a bitch ass move and has nothing to do with the fact his wife is sick, he would have been a bitch about it anyway.

Elizabeth Edwards is still the same wacked out leftist lunatic she was before she got sick, folks.  I am sorry she is sick, no one deserves cancer but making her some sort of martyr because of it is just stupid.  Besides, Elizabeth has done the typical female bullshit that pisses me off about women with hound dog husbands.  She decided to vent her anger at the woman involved instead of targeting the fucking spouse.

Be honest and admit  in the end it was Johnny Boy’s choice to fuck around on his wife, right?  Was Ms Hunter’s vagina so overwhelmingly tempting that he lost his ability to choose?  I think not, folks.  He fucked her, he knocked her up, then he proved how much of a bitch he is but refusing to acknowledge the child.  Elizabeth is apparently taking it to the “blog comments” at this point and making herself look like a lunatic, but then we all know she is nuts.

Word is Elizabeth vehemently opposed the plan, now in place, for Hunter and daughter Quinn to move from New Jersey to Wilmington, N.C., where the Edwardses have a beach house.

For months now, Elizabeth, who is said to be talking to a divorce lawyer, also has been sniping at Hunter – painting her as a blackmailing gold digger – in blog comments where she uses the pseudonym “Cherubim,” according to a source who knows Elizabeth.

The article also says she is speaking to a divorce lawyer and goes on about Andrew Young’s books and other things.  Elizabeth, honey… divorce him and worry about yourself or stay and shut the fuck up in public, you are embarrassing yourself here.  I agree with you that  Ms. Hunter is quite certainly a gold-digger and resorting to whatever means necessary to have herself financially set for life, but does that change the fact your husband knocked her up and has a legal responsibility to support this child and a moral responsibility to acknowledge her?  Not so much, sorry.

In the end it doesn’t matter one iota if Ms. Hunter purposefully got herself pregnant in order to have a hold on your husband and your millions, not even a little.  The fact is, there is a child who bears no responsibility for the lack of character of her parents.  A child, who like your own children, deserves the support of her father and to be acknowledged by her father; piece of shit he may be.  Your children, ma’am have a young sibling who they deserve to know and you do not have the right to sabotage that relationship because of your own humiliation.  It sucks, yeah, but as parents we know that someday we will be gone and all our children will have is each other when you get right down to it.

I do not understand women but I understand pain and humiliation of this variety oh too well, still in the end you have to do what is right, don’t you?  I know doing the right things is a  really “gray” area for the left, but try hard.  If you cannot stand the idea of every other weekend and a day a week having this child in your house then get a divorce; it really is that simple.  Life sucks, honey… get the hell over it.