My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Sep
14
Kanye… Really? You stupid fucking douche. Does it make you feel like a big fucking man to bulldoze your way through a teenage girl half your size? Are you fucking serious? I am sure you have all heard about his little outburst on the VMAs last night. Let’s ask a few obvious questions, shall we? [...]
Sep
12
Hubby sends me a text from the Doctor’s office: Don’t freak but… I have swine flu. Like the way he prepared me for that? Yeah, we are officially an H1n1 household. Yay team! Talked to my boss who says to work from home for a few days with my germs. Of course I am totally [...]
Sep
12
Sorry for the neglect and I am sure you are all suffering from profanity withdrawals. Work started on a Tuesday which I always fucking hate. I would rather a Friday holiday than a Monday because no one really does anything on Friday so it isn’t chaos on Monday. Lost a whole day of work at [...]
Sep
5
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale. I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED. Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer! A girl can never have enough black shoes. This [...]
Sep
5
I have become a pro at this specifically with Uverse which has a great freakin service but shitty hardware. Motorola is a piece of shit. Anyway, when you get the automated asshole voice saying welcome to att and you enter your number and info. Immediately start saying very loudly anything at all TV TV TV [...]
Sep
4
Congratulations to the Associated Press for winning the Unmitigated Fucking Piece of Shit of All Time Award. You fucking bastards. I am sure by now you have all heard they have released an image of a young soldier’s last moments in Afghanistan. Their precious embedded reporters caught the moment on film and the AP decided [...]
Sep
2
I am certainly not a follower of the Beckhams though I can appreciate the hotness of her husband and I admit to seeing her interviewed once and laughing my ass because she was quite funny. That said, two pics. She is thin in the first one but doesn’t look like death… Then there is this… [...]
Sep
1
The First Woman President, Prince Fuknut to speak to school children on Sept 8 FUCK YOU! First off, if my kid’s school decides to go along with this I am working remotely that day. Period. Are you fucking kidding me? What’s next “wear your Obama shirt Day?” Oh HELL no! This is what my fucking [...]