My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Oct
30
Had surgery today. She was full of stones again. Apparently my daughter makes stones from just her bile, no gallbladder needed. Doc was amazed to see them again, but please he didn’t have to stent anything. He is going to put her on some sort of bile thinning drug so that her apparently sticky bile [...]
Oct
22
We are home for a few days. I am working up to a big blog about this whole experience as it relates to the future of an Obamacare world. Needless to say I have spouted phrases over the days in the hospital to the effect of, “Excuse me, but we do not have Obamacare yet. [...]
Oct
19
Daughter no. 3 (9 y/o) is in the hospital. This is the one all you old skool demure thoughts folks might remember four years ago being in the hospital. Pancreatitis again, though no gallbladder, appendix to stir it up, they are testing and looking for other sources of stones, obstructions, etc. Hopefully they can figure [...]
Oct
15
First: Apologies for lack of ranting and cursing. Hubby had day surgery last friday and folks came in that evening. Dad got sick overnight ended up in the hospital Sunday. He just came home today. In the midst of that I had daughter no. 3 get sick and worked 8 hours a day. I am [...]
Oct
9
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we? While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years… [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin… First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent [...]
Oct
8
Pretty fucking cool. Thanks you so much to Alice for ordering this awesome framed copy of Chris’ awesomeness and Chris for sending it to me! We all need to get drunk together and solve the world’s problems…
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]