TDFU: Too Much Stupid

By jen

Oh where to begin…

First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week.  Work has been intense and busy.  I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday.  That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, have given me Friday and Monday off.  Yay!  Hubby is having some out patient surgery tomorrow so I cannot sleep in, but at least I do not have to burn PTO, right?  Nonetheless this is what has been holding up the “fuck yous”  and I am assured things will calm down soon.  They have to, right?

On to the rage…

“Climate talks failure would end in embarrassment for Obama”

U.S. President Barack Obama faces “more than an embarrassment” should his nation fail to lead international negotiations to complete a new climate-protection treaty by December, a senior European climate negotiator said.

Yes, I am quite certain Europe would like nothing better than to have Fuknut lead us into the valley of the eternal damned that is this bullshit.  I mean think about it… we are talking about Europe and the UN here, folks.  Anything less than full bent over subjugation to the socialist strap-on is going to be an embarrassment to these guys.   I would venture to say the UN and Europe are just pissing their collective knickers in delight that the US finally has a President they can relate to… a bitch ass man.  One more member of the “we are smarter than you” club that has no fucking clue about anything much less climate for fuck’s sake.

Obama’s scope is limited because the U.S. Congress may not approve a domestic law to control emissions before the December deadline for signing an international climate accord in Copenhagen

Newflash, Fuknut’s “scope” is not the only thing limited.  Off the top of my head I can add; understanding of economics, testosterone levels, and grasp on reality as things he is severely limited on.  I know I want congress rushing to slam my country with a bunch of regulations destined to seal the coffin on our economy just so the Douch Bag in Chief can sign a fucking treaty not worth the piece of paper it is scrawled on.

“We can just help, but helping them also means directly telling them that the world has an expectation.”

Fuck the world and fuck their expectations, how is that for a fucking message to send?  Shut the fuck up and clean your own backyard up… stay the hell out of mine!  The above nugget of whatever-the-fuck-that-is comes from some Karl Frankendickhead, director-general for environment at the European Union’s executive body.  Wtf kind of title is that?  Could it be more of a wimpy fucking title?  Sounds like something Fuknut would come up with.  If this is the type of titles floating around the EU then it is no wonder Fuknut wants a Czar of Public Toilet Paper Consumption and every other damn thing his pea brain can come up with to give his cronies a gig in the White House.  I want to be Czarina of Shut Your Fucking Piehole, Bitches.

The UN is pushing for a deal that would limit the rise in world temperatures since industrialization began to 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit). That level of warming would lead to “more intense” rainfall, droughts, floods and heat waves, a World Bank study released last week said.

Really? When did the UN become the pantheon of weather gods?  Meteorologists cannot tell me if it is going to rain this weekend with any accuracy at all and you are tell me the UN along with the World Bank can limit the rise in world temperatures?  I am sure it will be just as successful as their oil for food program and their fucking absurd peacekeeping efforts.  I fucking hate the UN.  I get that Fuknut and his merry band of mouth breathers are trying their level best to do the right thing.  Unfortunately the right thing to these guys is turning all first world nations into third world nations so that we all have clean fucking air?  Maybe I should be the Czarina of Gross Generalizations, but still if the shoe fits.

This is the only song and dance/dog and pony show the Left knows how to do.  If it isn’t healthcare it is bullshit peace talks and appeasement.  If it isn’t taking care of the “poor” it is saving Gaia from horrible humans.  It all ends the same way… America becomes a socialist shithole like most of Europe and eventually just devolves from there.  It is all about everyone having the same everything.  Problem number one?  The only way that happens is if we are all fucking third world nations sucking the tit of a government corrupt to its core.  Problem number two?  That is not a problem as far as the Left is concerned.  The Left is the living embodiment of the phrase, “cutting your nose off to spite your face.”  I think we need to sterilize them all while there is still a chance to save the world.  This sort of shit breeds true, cannot take the risk.

“Pot legalization gains momentum in California”

SAN FRANCISCO — Marijuana advocates are gathering signatures to get at least three pot-legalization measures on the ballot in 2010 in California, setting up what could be a groundbreaking clash with the federal government over U.S. drug policy.

At least one poll shows voters would support lifting the pot prohibition, which would make the state of 40 million the first in the nation to legalize marijuana.

I am not going to address the whole good vs bad thing here.   I just frankly do not give a fuck one way or another. I have enough trouble remembering shit; I am not gonna get high.  I find it humorous that it comes from San Francisco though. I think this is part of a bigger conspiracy.  Nancy has to run for reelection and if all her constituents are toasted she will win in a landslide as long as she has a wiener-mobile at the polling place to sate the overwhelming munchies of voters.  Also, if anything were to drive me to get high… it would be living in California and getting the tax ass reaming they get.  I am sure the whole fucking state could use a good buzz.

The headlines are too numerous to do adequate justice individually so I have stopped even looking.  I read about the troop morale in Afghanistan and watch a video about how that is all “Bush’s” fault.  Holy fucking shit, dickhead.  His Royal Fabulousness has been in office nearly a year and has practically abandoned the troops entirely.  He has more important things to do like worry about fucking carbon emissions and the Olympics, and how he is going to rationalize a Czar of Michelle’s Kitten Heels.  War shmar… that stuff is above his pay grade.  I hate weak as people, I especially hate weak as men and I am to the point of actually getting nauseated when I see or hear this fucking idiot’s voice.  Every time I see a bumper sticker with Obama/Biden on it I desperately wish I had mind powers to just “poof” them out of existence or maybe to France where they can feel appreciated.

I watch folks go through their day without a care in the world about the state of things, about the danger a man like Obama represents to our very way of life.  They are oblivious to the reality of his congress and that Nancy Pelosi could screw things up so badly that our kids might still be paying the price when they are our age.  I am not talking about Democrats or Republicans here, I am talking about people in general.  The folks who say things like, “I do not follow politics, it is all bullshit anyway.”  These are the people who go through life as they always have assuming everything will be ok.  Why?  Because it always has been in the past.  Because they grew up in a world where Reagan saved us all from the fucking disaster that was Jimmy Carter.  Because they cannot conceive of anything actually impacting their own lives.  They grew up in a world where there was always someone who saved the day.

Wake up, folks… there is no guarantee we will get another Reagan, hell it is the exact opposite.  The power of the media and their total devotion to the Left has made it damn near impossible for anyone who disagrees with Fuknut and his policies to even get heard.   This is the new world of 24/7 news cycles, leftist blogs, and internet news.  The media will never vet the Left like they will seek to destroy anything at all inspiring on the Right.  The playing field is not even close to even.  I am not certain it is possible to produce another man like Reagan.  Even without the media deep throating of Liberal Idealism I do not feel confident he/she exists.  I am not saying there are no good people out there with great ideas and brilliant minds and a true gift for communicating to the masses, I am saying there is no incentive for them to seek our highest office.  Who would do that to their family?  The kind of man/woman you would want in office would never knowingly put their loved ones in the path of a Media Monster.   I hate to break it to all of you out there who just “weather the storm” but we might not get through this storm in one piece.

I am  not asking anyone to become an activist, I am just saying you might want to wake the fuck up and start looking at the world around you.  Stop accepting things as “just the way things go” and realize that the only way this shit stops is for decent people to stop ignoring reality.  Stop believing you have a fairy godmother who is going to magically make it alright for you.

If I see another fucking John McCain put forth as the GOP candidate I am going to fucking lose it.   Do not put me a position again to have to back the less pathetic of two candidates.  I fucking hate John McCain.  He is a arrogant self serving prick, he just happened to have a sliver of character which is 1000% more than Fuknut has.

We have been distracted as a nation by fucking bullshit Health Care Reform and swine flu and fucking carbon emissions!  None of that shit matters and the Left knows it.  They fucking bank on you either getting all in a lather about it because you neighbor is and you like to fit in or that you just do not give a fuck!

Global Warming is going to kill us!  Swine Flu is going to kill us!

No, bitches… indifference and ignorance is going to kill us.  Stop fearing Global Warming and start fearing the Fruits of Apathy.