TDFU: Nobel Piece Prize…

By jen

They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize.  It has to be, right?  Let’s put this into some context, shall we?  While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years…

1994: YasserArafuck, Claim to Fame?  father of modern terrorism, plague on goats and young boys over the course of his syphilitic life.

2001: United Nations, Kofi Anan aka Coughing Anus.  Claim to Fame?  Oil for food and countless other shameful uses of the worlds funds for self promotion and personal financial gain.

2002: Former President Jimmy Carter.  Claim to Fame?  Biggest fucking idiot on the planet, America’s Principle Apologist, General Assfuck.

2005: IAEA, Mohamed ElBaradei.  Claim to Fame?  Lying about Iran’s nuclear capabilities.  Overall UN type Douche Bag.

2007: Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, Al Gore  Claim to Fame?  Beta male of a generation most note for screaming “The Sky is Falling” anytime he gets near a microphone.  Put that in your Lock Box and keep, Al.

Now we have Fuknut being given the award for bringing peace to the world?

The deadline for nominations for the prize was Feb. 1—two weeks after Mr. Obama was inaugurated.

Well that is rather inconvenient, eh?  Maybe his community organizing was far more interesting than we all realized.

So soon? Too early. He has no contribution so far,” former Polish President Lech Walesa, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1983, said Friday. “He is still at an early stage.”

Lech, honey, what the hell do you know about peace?  Oy, this is the “new” peace.  You know the one where you just promise a bunch of shit you know that will never happen and fart pixie dust at the ignorant masses that public entitlements have fostered and voila! you are president and Nobel prize winner!  Get with the new century, Lech.  Duh…

“The committee wants to not only endorse but contribute to enhancing that kind of international policy and attitude which [Obama] stands for,” said Mr. Jagland, a former Norwegian prime minister, said at a news conference.

“Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the Nobel committee said in its citation.

Oh well now it makes perfect sense!  He isn’t winning an award for anything he has actually done but more an award for what he might do.  It is  hidden potential thing.  Way to go Fuknut!  This is win number two on what you “represents” being the determining factor for winning and the complete ignoring of what your actual substance as a man or god forbid, your actions prove you to be. Congratulations on another victory and serving as proof positive that mediocrity and integrity are no longer hurdles to jump in the pursuit of success and world recognition.

Obama told reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he wasn’t sure he had done enough to earn the award, or deserved to be in the company of the “transformative figures” who had won it before him.

But, he said, “I will accept this award as a call to action, a call for all nations to confront the challenges of the 21st century.” Link

Oh yes, transformative indeed.  See list above.  You are now officially the darling of Europe and King of All Beta Males.  Damn fine job.  Now scurry along before you are late for your leg waxing appointment.  You know how cranky Michelle gets when you are hairier than her.

“Let me be clear, I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments, but rather as an affirmation of American leadership on behalf of aspirations held by people in all nations.”

Yes, dumbass, the rest of the world is fucking overjoyed with not only the fact you are destroying America’s power in every way, but they are damn near orgasmic at the sheer fucking speed in which you are doing it.  Congratulations, again.  Stupid cunt.

Speaking of stupid cunts:

Former President Jimmy Carter says the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to President Barack Obama is a “bold statement of international support for his vision and commitment.”

The fact you are still breathing offends me, Jimmy.  I admit it.  The fact that you still speak just pisses me off.  Bold statement of international support, yeah that is gonna put folks back to work and stabilize the dollar.  Take your fucking dementia and go play in the street.  You are a blight on the world but at least you can say you are no longer the worst president in American History.