My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Dec
30
Ok, I am late with this. Sue me! Christmas was good this year, just ask the kids! I didn’t even make it out to a mall until the 23rd. I hate malls. My folks came in the 23rd and of course we had to go to the mall to get something for Daughter No. 1. [...]
Dec
27
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
Dec
21
Alice_H once again proves she is The Shit. She sends me booze and nice framed cartoons with my name in them. Thanks to Alice_H for her generous gift and general fabulousness. Merry Christmas :)
Dec
21
Dec
21
I was delivered three very nice bottles of wine today. Problem? I do not know who they are from! The “From” is the actual winery owner. Since I am not friends with any California wine makers that I know of I am confused. If it was anyone out there reading this, email me so I [...]
Dec
20
I am on two weeks vacation! No work until 4 Jan 10 w00t! I will blog this week between bouts of cleaning and obsessive wrapping! Thanks for giving a shit about where I am! Rage, Rants, and Rowdy Language coming soon!
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