BCS Championship, Project Schedules, Txting…Random Shit

By jen

So, I am watching UT play because well this is Texas and my girl at work is a UT grad and if I do not watch I will be in the doghouse and she is in control of my life essentially so I am watching.  It is mitigating the agony of the fact I am building a project schedule at the same time.   In between admiring boys way too young for me, but still hot enough to say oooo over, and entering tasks in a schedule i am getting txts from the above mentioned Jen Keeper every 30 seconds.

We have discussed how Josh Groban shouldn’t sing the anthem they should have had a country singer like Martina McBride do it.  We have discussed that even though I like red better than burnt orange I am required to cheer for UT or she will no longer uphold her duties as Jen Keeper.    I commented that football butts are the best.  Then we started a list…

Football butts
Baseball arms
Tennis Thighs
and of course…
Swimmer’s HIP THINGIE!

Let me know if you have any additions….

On to more stupidity…

Cell phones are getting to be sad.  Really sad.  Their inferiority complex over iPhone is just fucking ridiculous.  I do not give a rat’s red ass about Google android or whatever the fuck it is.  It is not an iPhone.  Worse?  That stupid commercial with the “projector” phone.  Really?  Who the hell is gonna use that?  I mean wtf are you going to watch for the 2.5 minutes it will probably take to run the battery down?  You want to give my cell phone a good function?  Make it do my fucking laundry.

Back to the BCS… McCoy had five seconds of a game and got hurt? Well fuck… walk it off and get back in the fucking game.  Just sayin’.

On to more random shit… Smart cars.  Look I get that there are pussies in the world who buy cars like this.  I just thought they were either all women or gay.  Was behind one on the expressway today… not a good thing… passed the wind-up toy and looked at the driver.  Big giant guy… oy.  Here is the rule:  If you are a male driving a SmartCar you immediately have your “man card” revoked.  You might as well start wearing a tutu.  In Texas a man in a SmartCar is just asking for a beatdown.

I have a fire!  I have been in my condo for two years and had two fires over that time in my lovely fireplace.  I have had 5 fires since Christmas!  W00t!

For the record, I can tackle better than these boys are doing right now… in my stilettos.  Just sayin’  Oooo a sack… see they heard me! Oh shit… nevermind… I keep getting texts that say, “pinche freshman!”  “WTF?”  “I will need spiked coffee to survive the office full of Aggies tomorrow!”  Pobrecita…

You know what this football game needs?  Vince Young, but since that isn’t an option I guess I will eat a jolly rancher.

I have been looking at the news and it is all rather stupid.  Janet Oogypants wants to scan us all and see america naked.  Bad idea for many reason.  beyond the obvious fact it is probably totally not reliable, wtf is gonna happen if some TSA worker sees something?  9 out of 10 TSA workers I see at security are 45+ overweight women sitting on a stool or some old guy with bad knees walking you through the metal detector.  Wtf are they gonna do?

Well this game blows… I am pondering watching a movie now.  Hmmm

Ok… have to finish this damn schedule… will write something that matters tomorrow.