Archive for May, 2010

May

26

Happy Birthday, Gillybean

By jen

Ten years ago today I had my Gillybean.  She is without a doubt the most hilarious child I have ever been around.  She has a sense of humor that is both very dry and extremely literal. She is the only one of my kids who doesn’t have a perpetual case of the “I wants”.  When [...]

May

25

Bitch ass women

By jen

Women who try to jerk the chain of jr staff they don’t like are real pieces of work. They hate me! Funny I don’t get that mumbling shit. We all know why. If you want to say something put on your big girl panties and say it.

May

24

PowerPoint, Biliary Trees, and Cupcakes

By jen

Several briefings this week for myself and for my leadership which means Sarah and I are prepping and doing… you guessed it… PowerPoint slides. I have to chase down medical records and MRI results this week for Daughter No. 3 who has an appointment Friday in Houston with a new GI specialist who will hopefully [...]

May

20

Powerpoint is the Devil Evil

By jen

PowerPoint warps reality. The concept and practice of degrading a complex process or initiative into three bullets and a moving magical graphic defies logic. PowerPoint is the symbol for this country’s pathological need to boil things down to a third grade level and catering to the ADHD mentality. Life, the universe, and reality is not [...]

May

19

Nothing Says Class Like…

By jen

A senior prom dress at a state dinner. Really? Looks like the drapes and part of the disco ball reclaimed from a Studio 54 garage sale.  She best watch out, Barry is gonna start thinking about his coke days and ask to snort a line off her ass at the worst possible moment.

May

19

Mornings Blow

By jen

I think getting dressed is overrated.

May

17

Misinformed

By jen

It is never a good idea to avoid telling me something just because you think I am going to fly off the handle. Especially if I am going to get blindsided with what you avoided telling me. This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely [...]

May

17

Traffoc blows

By jen

I wish I had lasers on the front of my car. Green means go, bitches!!

May

15

Quote of the Day and A whole Lot of Fuck…

By jen

Was reading Eddiebear’s bit about the doomed Brit coalition nonsense over at dpud and found this pearl of wisdom. Fuck consensus. Fuck compromise and ignoring the base of people who helped get you to where you are, only to embrace somebody who will stab you in the fucking back the first chance he gets. Amen! [...]

May

15

It’s the Islam, Stupid…

By jen

via Ace I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah.  Olberdouche kills [...]