My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
May
26
Ten years ago today I had my Gillybean. She is without a doubt the most hilarious child I have ever been around. She has a sense of humor that is both very dry and extremely literal. She is the only one of my kids who doesn’t have a perpetual case of the “I wants”. When [...]
May
25
Women who try to jerk the chain of jr staff they don’t like are real pieces of work. They hate me! Funny I don’t get that mumbling shit. We all know why. If you want to say something put on your big girl panties and say it.
May
24
Several briefings this week for myself and for my leadership which means Sarah and I are prepping and doing… you guessed it… PowerPoint slides. I have to chase down medical records and MRI results this week for Daughter No. 3 who has an appointment Friday in Houston with a new GI specialist who will hopefully [...]
May
20
PowerPoint warps reality. The concept and practice of degrading a complex process or initiative into three bullets and a moving magical graphic defies logic. PowerPoint is the symbol for this country’s pathological need to boil things down to a third grade level and catering to the ADHD mentality. Life, the universe, and reality is not [...]
May
19
A senior prom dress at a state dinner. Really? Looks like the drapes and part of the disco ball reclaimed from a Studio 54 garage sale. She best watch out, Barry is gonna start thinking about his coke days and ask to snort a line off her ass at the worst possible moment.
May
19
May
17
It is never a good idea to avoid telling me something just because you think I am going to fly off the handle. Especially if I am going to get blindsided with what you avoided telling me. This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely [...]
May
17
May
15
Was reading Eddiebear’s bit about the doomed Brit coalition nonsense over at dpud and found this pearl of wisdom. Fuck consensus. Fuck compromise and ignoring the base of people who helped get you to where you are, only to embrace somebody who will stab you in the fucking back the first chance he gets. Amen! [...]
May
15
via Ace I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah. Olberdouche kills [...]
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