I haven’t done a list in a while. I do love me a good list
A bunch of things that are on my mind:
1. Hass Avocados are one of God’s perfect creations; cut in half and get a spoon. Doesn’t even need salt if it is just ripe enough.
2. World cup soccer makes me happy. I am not a huge soccer fan per se, but I am a serious fan of soccer thighs. I am certain that the current match usa vs england has the highest “hip thingie” saturation of any sporting event in history. Dear god there are some bangin’ hot men on the field and more than one shaved head.
3. Obama is a fucking wanker. Read a headline at Hotair says something about not being able to suck up the BP oil spill with a straw. I would argue he probably has mad straw skills from his cocaine days. just sayin’
4. I am having a tomato phase. I bought a pack of yellow cherry tomatoes. Mmmm like candy.
5. The expendables looks like fun. I know it will probably suck, but really it looks like a perfect way to spend 2 hours of my day.
One of the trailers has Arnold and Bruce in it and with the cast added in the only thing missing is Jesse Ventura.
6. My kids are out of town and I have no idea what to do with myself.
7. The fact I have over 300 books on my kindle means I need some sort of 12 step program I think.
8. I am not a fan of the new Roku netflix interface. I like the idea but I am just not liking the reality of it.
9. No, I do not think your EVO is The Shit. I own an iPhone. Puhleaze.
10. The world is full of fucking idiots.