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I haven’t written in a while and I have been bottling it up and saving it for a glorious Fuck You to the world. First off, work has been absolutely insane and while I could probably write a TDFU about that everyday for a year, I will refrain because really, work is always insane no matter who you work for or what you do for most people. I am blessed with a good job and supportive management, more than many folks have so I am thankful there.
On to the show…
Crazed Sex Poodle, are you fucking kidding me? Imagine my surprise that the world’s most arrogant self centered ass is a fucking predatory male! Imagine my surprise that the man who was vice president to the slimiest bastard to ever hold office tries to get a “happy ending massage” from a legitimate massage therapist. Fucking please… Really? I will admit the whole crazed sex poodle thing conjures images of Extreme Poodle on TLC and made me giggle. Am I shocked this comes days after the announcement of the break up of the couple that inspired Love Story? Oh for fuck’s sake. No one with that much pent up hostility and unrequited ambition could be anything other than a fucking Crazed Sex Poodle. You know the worst part of this whole thing? Not that he obviously likes to treat massage therapists as hookers, but that I have to fucking see his swollen fucking head on the news again. I bet Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off as he hears about this while sandwiched between two middled aged bleach blonde hair dressers who call him “Big Daddy.” Fuck you, Al and you can stick that in your “Lock Box” and save it for a rainy day.
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Sir Paul McCartney is a douche. Yeah, that is not news, but I really gotta acknowledge this particular achievement in douchebaggery by the most overrated musician of all time and enviroweenie: Talking about the oil spill insanity…
Paul, sweetie… you are a fucking idiot. Just for opening your mouth you should have to pay Heather another 10 million dollars. To make it even better he uses his brilliant political mind and unquestionable analysis of the situation to profess..
“I don’t accept the criticism of Barack over the oil spill.” ”I think he’s been great. It’s tough if we Brits whinge that he’s whingeing at us. Tough, then don’t spill oil.”
He doesn’t accept it! Well that is reason enough for me to believe him. Who am I to doubt the judgement of the genius who gave us lyrics so insightful and powerful as, “Good day Sunshine, Good Day Sunshine, Good Day Sunshine” repeat 1 million times and the deeply thought provoking and highly emotional “She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeahShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah;She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah”...
This man is a goddamn genius. An intellect of such astounding depth that I am feeling pretty bad about myself for thinking that not only is Barak Obama the biggest bumbling fucking idiot on the planet but that Sir Paul is a pathetic vegan loving piece of shit. What is wrong with me? Oh yeah, I have a fucking brain in my head and said head is not lodged in my ass. Fuck you, Paul. Go count your money or just go shut up and color. Just stop fucking talking.
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OMG! You mean Obama might fucking be corrupt? Say it isn’t fucking so!!! Yeah, Blagodouche’s trial is getting ugly. I hope their is a sex tape and a cocaine tape and a donkey in Tijuana tape and everything else. Congratulations again to the citizens of the USA who voted Prince Fuknut into office. I am so fucking impressed with both the Hope and the Change going on. If your hope was to have the biggest moron possible in charge of the world, you are a fucking winner. If you the change you were after is what is left after you pay taxes then you are on a fucking streak. Head to Vegas, mother fuckers. Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you again voting public for giving us four years of global humiliation and oh yeah… the worst possible economic future for our children. Go Team!!!
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Whooping Cough Epidemic in California should scare the shit out of everyone. The article basically blames parents for not vaccinating their kids. Valid point. I was talking about this just the other day. This particular disease is not to be played with. A parent who chooses not to vaccinate their kiddos for pertussis is just asking to plan a funeral because the shit is virulent and horrible. Yeah it is California, home of the all natural green loving tree hugging organic food gives me an orgasm crowd, but they need to get over themselves. If they do not want to vaccinate their healthy little offspring then they need to keep them out of public schools.
That said, there is absolutely NO mention of the off the chart number of illegal immigrants who are in California with their many children who have probably never scene a vaccine. Could it be that allowing a huge number of people to swarm into a country without any regulation and become a part of the community without having to do pesky things like get vaccinated you might have an issue with this sort of stuff? Correct me if i am on the wrong path here, but it just seems like it might possibly have something to do with this as much as parents too stupid to have their kids vaccinated. Fucking stupid shit.
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Finally a few observations that need mentioning:
1. Nancy Pelosi is still a useless dried up old cunt
2. Obama is a wanker
3. There isn’t a fucking thing to watch on TV and i am pissed off
4. I really need to buy a new pair of shoes. – The Demure One
14 Responses so far
June 24th, 2010
7:49 pm
Awesome!.....I loved it!!....
June 24th, 2010
11:36 pm
Yeah, but at least Sir Paul did come up with “Live and Let Die,” which is good as a terrorist-killing anthem if used correctly.
Much better than that Lennon-istic “Imagine” crap.
June 25th, 2010
12:19 am
I don’t vaccinate. I also homeschooled my kids till they were older. The pertussis vaccine is nasty stuff. The real problem is illegal immigrants but NOT TO WORRY…California is going to boycott Arizona, so that should really improve their chances of getting a Darwin Award, as they kill off their population with pertussis and an assortment of other things from illegals.
FYI – there was a German Measles epidemic here in my home town at the state college many years ago (15 or so?). Over 85% of those who came down with it were up to date on their immunizations, which causes one to wonder what the word “IMMUNE” must mean.
If the state wants me to take a shot, and it isn’t good whiskey or 22 ammo, then I am going to demure.
June 25th, 2010
12:26 pm
You Know, I’m am uncomplicated man, with simple needs – a good hamburger, cold beer, occasional good movie, a great dump. I don’t expect much….
you deliver Jen, every time i amble by, it’s like Xmas with your posts
June 25th, 2010
3:16 pm
Luddites + illegals = third world epidemics.
and California used to be such a great place to live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77HbqTF9O0
June 25th, 2010
4:03 pm
Post pictures of new high heels!
June 25th, 2010
4:20 pm
We listened to the police report of the Crazed Sex Poodle’s assault… it’s sooo funny, yet quite disturbing, to picture what must have “gone down”. LOL
Re: McCartney … what a dumba$$. Even IF human activity DID cause global warming … an oil spill doesn’t PROVE it. Possibly a negative side effect of fossil fuel dependency. Liberal fuck doesn’t even know how to position his argument.
June 26th, 2010
7:02 am
Now there is the Jen I’ve missed….
Bravo!
June 28th, 2010
4:17 pm
Ah Jen – Just when I am about to say fuck it all – You do it and so wonderfully (on just the right people) that I am laughing at my computer. I said the moment I heard about the Goracles divorce – after 40 years – he cheated. However crazed sex poodle made me want to gag. I guess paying for it – is the only way he’s gonna be getting any from now on. And McCartney – shut up and sing. People who get their political advice from entertainers – don’t deserve to vote. And vaccines – just more money for Big Pharma, Big Medicine and Big Insurance – as half of them are unnecessary, a third of them are dangerous and the rest just don’t work. The sad thing is since Big Pharma now has it’s hand on the pocketbook of the ‘medical reviewers’ – America won’t get the truth. But I have to agree – most of the problems with outbreaks is indeed due to illegal aliens – which anyone who ever bothered to read American history would know – that is why Immigration was set up – originally to search out the disease ridden. But of course the politicos don’t care – Big Pharma contributes to their re-elections.
July 6th, 2010
1:03 am
wtg Jen! way to call a POS a piece of shit! No one does the FU salute any better!
July 20th, 2010
3:11 am
Understand life’s got you busy….just hope you and yours are ok….been over 3 weeks since your last post.
I’m not good at following twitter or facebook.
July 29th, 2010
11:16 am
Wow – I stopped counting after the 400th ‘fuck’. I think we’ve now definitively answered the question: How many times can a blogger insert the word fuck into a blog post.
August 1st, 2010
3:50 am
Jen. where are you????? all your fans miss you even the ones in Oz!!!!!
January 24th, 2011
6:10 am
And now with all the working homeless living in motels we have the return of bed bugs…just one more step down the Third World Country Road.
If you are actually like this in person…and are good with a side arm…you”d make my heart melt….if I still had one.
Kill ‘em all. Let Satan sort ‘em out!
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