Until my project deadline arrives. That is why I have not even managed my weekly or twice a month post. I was stumbling again on the web and came across this page with “snappy comebacks and one-liners”
There are some really great ones that I either have used in my day to day life or plan to immediately at work. I love to share so here are a few of my favorites.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
I’m already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. (AMEN!!!)
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.