You may notice my new favorite acronym in the title. This is something special because as a general rule I do not easily adopt acronyms. Everytime I see “LOL” or “ROFL” I want to set something on fire and watch it burn like a Towering Inferno. WTAF = What the ACTUAL Fuck! Love it!. So the answer…
What the actual fuck is going on with me? A shitload of work, that’s what. A shitload of work, kids who as they get older have these things called “school activities and responsibilities”. Totally cuts into my blogging, reading, writing, and shoe shopping time. So I will just unload on some of the shit in the world that is working my last fucking nerve.
1. Let’s take a quick review of my predictions about Obama from October of 2008
We will have more poor people even after throwing more money at the existing programs and creating a whole shitload of new ones.
Do I even need to get into that one? What phase of fuck America and fuck all you plebs are we in now? If I start on a tirade about tax return last week I will never stop and my blood pressure will spike.
Cuba will become a top US vacation destination and not just for terrorists. Isn’t it time we forgive Fidel anyway? We can follow this with National Che Day.
Oh so close… so very very close.
The cost of absolutely everything will go up. Gas, food, homes, utilities, education, health care.
There is absolutely no fucking reason on the planet why I should be paying what I am paying for gas. My grocery bills are higher. My health insurance was changed and my company had to pull a rabbit out of their ass to keep our benefits at the same level with minimal increase to cost. My co-pay went up on office visits, prescriptions, and deductible is higher. Thank God I work for a company large enough and successful enough to negotiate plans that keep my family covered. Policy changes due to the “changes in US healthcare mandated by congress” blah blah blah. Fuck you Congress and leave me at least some of the damn money I work so hard to make.
Race relations in this country will be set back to circa 1975.
Yeah, that one doesn’t even need to be addressed. I have seen more of this than I have ever seen in my life and it is just fucking ridiculous.
I got a few wrong, but he still has time to jack the rest of it up.
2. Why oh why is the world so freakin’ obsessed with wedge shoes. They are ugly, clompy, and have no freakin’ place at work. DSW has four freakin’ aisles of this shit. STOP THE INSANITY.
3. I have been obsessively reading Urban Fantasy. Some recommendations for you…
Deadtown series by Nancy Holzner
October Daye series by Seanan McGuire (I was slow to warm to this first book but i love it now)
Horngate Witches by Diana Pharaoh Francis (not your normal witch series. nothing cutesy about it.)
The Edge series by Ilona Andrews (anything by this writing duo is top notch)
The Black Sun’s Daughter series M.L.N. Hanover (This series really grew on me and male authors in this genre are new for me)
Rogue Mage series by Faith Hunter
I love my Kindle and my Kindle App!
4. Do you know how difficult it is to try and blog while I am watching Adam Levine on TV?
5. I am still trying to process this whole Japan nightmare. I still cannot wrap my brain around it.
6. I have been thinking alot about blogging but have been just totally unwilling to focus as I am sure is reflected in this attempt at it.
So, I will not say I will be back tomorrow or this weekend but I will say I am still here, still bitchy, and still totally not understanding why the world is full of so many stupid freakin’ people! Thanks for all the emails asking where I am and shit. They are appreciated! My girls are all doing great, thanks be to GOD. Me, I am still working the demure gig and pissing people off. We all have to do what we are good at.